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<i>Earth.
Birth place of the human race.</i>
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<i>A species
much like our own.</i>
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<i>Capable
of great compassion...</i>
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<i>and great violence.</i>
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<i>For in our quest
to protect the humans,</i>
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<i>a deeper revelation dawns.</i>
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<i>Our worlds
have met before.</i>
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Here, here.
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<i>Breaking news
at Shanghai.</i>
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<i>There's been a major toxic spill
on the Shanghai Central District.</i>
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- <i>Citizens today--</i>
- <i>For today,</i>
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<i>our topic that's
a developing story for you,</i>
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<i>we will bring you
any new information</i>
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<i>as we get it...</i>
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- What's the status?
- C-hawks approaching target.
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Three minutes
until evacuation's complete, sir.
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Chinese airspace has been
locked and sealed.
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One mile radius.
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Alright, give NEST team
the go.
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Black Hawks,
clear to land.
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# Ding-a-ling,
come out and get your ice cream #
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Any bad robot out there
better get ready for ass-whooping.
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<i>For the last two years,
an advanced team of new Autobots</i>
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<i>has taken refuge here
under my command.</i>
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<i>Arcees,
get ready to launch.</i>
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We're locked and loaded.
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<i>Together, we form an alliance
with the humans.</i>
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<i>A secret,
a brave squad of soldiers.</i>
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Alright, that's enough.
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Time discovered story
in this one is toxic spill.
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They had to evac the area
for search and rescue.
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This makes six enemy contacts
in eight months.
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We gotta make sure this one
does not get out the public axe
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so keep it tight.
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<i>A classified strike team
called NEST.</i>
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<i>We hunt for what remains
of our Decepticon foes,</i>
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<i>hiding in different countries
around the globe.</i>
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Rolling Alpha
through Echo now.
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Alright, Ironhide.
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We got Echo's.
Vamos.
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To the stacks.
Two o'clock.
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He's here.
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I smell him.
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It's close.
It's heading closer.
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Oh, no.
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How are ya?
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It's three ripple.
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Alright, everybody,
be steady.
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We're right on top
of it.
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Ease on fire.
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Hand to one.
Requesting fire mission now!
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Gunships on station.
Rolling hot.
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<i>We intersected a Decepticon.</i>
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Arcee twins,
target coming your way.
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Watch out!
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I screwed that up.
I'm okay, I'm alright.
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This is kinda bad, man.
What's wrong with you?
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Three insides white.
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Clear and fast.
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Damn, I'm good.
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Air support, we need Big Booter
delivered and dropped now.
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<i>Code 9-A...</i>
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Dropping in five, four,
three, two, one.
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Autobots, I'm in pursuit.
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Pull over.
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Punk-ass Decepticon,
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any last words?
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This is not your planet
to rule.
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The Fallen shall rise again.
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That doesn't sound good.
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Not today.
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Come on, let's go.
All hands on deck.
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Frankie, Mojo, out.
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Come on, kiddo,
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- we're on a schedule here.
- Slow down, Dad.
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Why are you in such a hurry
to get rid of me, huh?
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Did you
rent the room out?
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No, I got other ideas
for your room
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and it rhymes with
home theater.
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Look what I found.
It's your little baby booties.
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Oh, Ma...
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Oh my little baby, booty boy,
you can't go.
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You see this?
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That's how
you're supposed to react
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when you free your loins does not uncool
the world to pep for himself, okay?
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Yeah, my heart...
Please treat it about college, bummer.
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You have to come home
every holiday,
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not just big ones.
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You have to come home
for Halloween.
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I can't come home
for Halloween, Mom.
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- We'll come to you.
- No, we're not going anywhere.
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- You dress up, we'll be in costumes.
- You-You can't do that.
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Would you let the kid breathe,
for crying out loud?
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Come on, go, pack!
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There's no way
you're packed
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for a month long trip.
Come on!
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Time-chop.
Let's go!
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March, young lady.
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- Oh, oh, Dad!
- I love you when you call me
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young lady,
you dirty, old man.
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Nah, you ain't seen nothing yet.
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- Dad, Dad, Dad, whoa!
- What?
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I'm watching
what you're doing, Dad.
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It's not a rap video.
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Just like a coach thing,
you know.
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That's a really creepy move
just now, Dad.
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Look, you're the hero, uh...
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Your mother and me
are really, really proud of you.
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You're the first Witwiky
ever to go to college.
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Now I'm crying again.
This sucks!
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You're gonna be okay, Ma.
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Now this is going to be, uh...
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You know,
hard for her to...
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accept that her boy's
all grown up, you know.
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Going out to handle
the world on its own.
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- You okay, Pop?
- Yeah.
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Mojo, no dominating Frankie!
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Get the hell of the couch,
ya filthy beasts!
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Wow.
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You see a lot of that
in college too.
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What are you
talking about, Dad?
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There's gonna be
a lot of women there.
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Yeah, well, I'm
the one-woman kind of guy.
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Look,
Mikaela is the greatest,
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but you gotta give each other
room to grow, okay?
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You're no different
than any other couple your age.
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Till we discovered
an alien race together.
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How long are you gonna be
riding that scooter?
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[SONG: 21 Guns
BAND: Green Day]
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Dad, listen,
I know what the odds are.
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We're the exception,
okay?
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Wait a second...
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- Oh, who could that be?
- Two weeks, it could be Muffy.
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Hey, beautiful.
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- I'm breaking up with you, Sam.
- <i>Really?</i>
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00:11:08,422 --> 00:11:09,921
<i>You sure?
I hear a lot of conviction.</i>
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Well, I am, okay?
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So there's no reason for me
to come say goodbye to you.
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Wow, you almost sounded
serious that time.
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<i>Guess what?</i>
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I made you a long-distance
relationship kit.
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Yeah, I got you a webcam
so we can chat 24/7.
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All Witwicky all the time.
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<i>I got you
a couple of souveniers</i>
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<i>that you bet that cannot be
mentioned on cellphone.</i>
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Some mixes
and candles and stuff...
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Sounds cute,
I can't wait.
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<i>Oh, hey!</i>
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00:11:31,562 --> 00:11:33,014
You want the infamous
D-Day shirt?
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You kept your nasty,
shredded clothes?
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Yeah, of course
I kept it, Mikaela.
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It's like my Superbowl jersey.
I bled in this thing.
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Wow, you're pretty
confident, huh?
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No, it's not that.
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It's just that my low self-esteem's
at an all-time high.
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Do you think
your little box of souveniers
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is gonna keep me
from leaving you?
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You really should
come with me,
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they got cheap apartments
in campus.
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Well,
that's not gonna happen
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until I get my man child father
rushed out of prison,
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back on his feet.
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I heard that.
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<i>Where did you put
the clutch covers?</i>
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<i>Next to the cam shafts.</i>
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I love it when you say cam shafts.
Whisper it to me.
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Cam shafts.
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<i>God, I hate you.</i>
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It's my Witwicky charm.
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Wait, hold on.
Wait, hold on a second.
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<i>I guess
we're not breaking up.</i>
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I'll be over in 20.
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Mikaela...
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I think this little bit Cube
got stuck on my shirt.
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<i>Sam?</i>
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Oh God!
It's a fire!
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Dad, we got a fire!
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Fire!
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Ron, did you know
it was gonna be
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- this hard?
- C-Can you just stop?
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- Yeah, okay, I'll stop.
- Just wait...
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- You carry this shit.
- I'll--I'll...
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- Wow!
- You know what?
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I don't wanna go
anywhere with you.
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I don't wanna go
to France with you.
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I don't wanna go
around the corner with you.
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- Alright, fine.
- I'm just going back inside.
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I'll call you from Paris.
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What is all the racket?
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- Whoa.
- Sam?
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00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:51,014
- Whoa, whoa.
- Dad...
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00:13:57,321 --> 00:13:59,228
- What was that?
- It's the whole kitchen!
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00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:03,756
Help me...
Oh my--
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00:14:03,821 --> 00:14:05,136
Bumblebee!
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00:14:16,901 --> 00:14:18,105
Oh, jeez!
196
00:14:23,711 --> 00:14:26,145
Phone 9-1-1.
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00:14:26,211 --> 00:14:28,532
Bumblebee!
Get in the garage.
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00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:30,148
What the frick
is happening?
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00:14:30,183 --> 00:14:31,452
What happened
to restraint, man?
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00:14:31,487 --> 00:14:33,268
Just go in the garage,
quietly please?
201
00:14:34,521 --> 00:14:36,451
Holy mother!
202
00:14:39,121 --> 00:14:40,465
Oh, my God!
203
00:14:42,231 --> 00:14:44,093
I--In the garage, now!
204
00:14:49,858 --> 00:14:52,378
Power's out!
Get the cops out!
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00:14:54,419 --> 00:14:56,326
Come on, you guys.
What are you waiting for?
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00:15:02,181 --> 00:15:04,034
My house is on fire!
207
00:15:08,730 --> 00:15:10,225
- What happened?
- Come here.
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00:15:11,221 --> 00:15:13,366
Listen, I need you
to take the Cube sliver.
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00:15:13,367 --> 00:15:14,688
Put it in your purse,
right now.
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00:15:14,991 --> 00:15:16,369
- Sam Witwicky...
- Yes, Mom.
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00:15:16,404 --> 00:15:17,623
- A word with you.
- Yeah.
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00:15:17,674 --> 00:15:18,443
- Hi, Mikaela.
- Hi.
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00:15:18,478 --> 00:15:19,560
- I have a bald spot.
- Oh.
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00:15:19,801 --> 00:15:22,031
- An old furnace, I think.
- Become a waffle iron.
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00:15:22,066 --> 00:15:23,348
When you go, he goes.
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00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:25,913
I cannot live with
this psychotic alien in my garage.
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00:15:25,948 --> 00:15:26,932
Judy, shh.
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00:15:26,961 --> 00:15:28,617
National security.
219
00:15:28,655 --> 00:15:31,898
Look, if we stay quiet,
they're gonna take care of everything.
220
00:15:32,111 --> 00:15:35,222
Just consider this the official start
of a remodel, okay?
221
00:15:35,777 --> 00:15:37,802
Fine. If the government's paying,
I want a pool...
222
00:15:37,882 --> 00:15:39,018
- and a hot tub.
- Fine. Okay.
223
00:15:39,053 --> 00:15:41,757
And I'm gonna skinny-dip
and you can't say shit about it!
224
00:15:45,065 --> 00:15:46,316
Yeah, you know
you're a tool.
225
00:15:46,591 --> 00:15:49,810
- He's having voice problems.
- He's playing it up.
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00:15:50,761 --> 00:15:53,465
Bee, I want to talk to you
about the college thing, okay?
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00:15:54,299 --> 00:15:56,140
# I'm so excited #
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00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:57,152
Hey.
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00:15:57,433 --> 00:15:58,813
I'm not taking you
with me.
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00:16:01,011 --> 00:16:02,624
I wanna wait outside,
okay?
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00:16:05,107 --> 00:16:06,525
I wanted to tell you
about this earlier.
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00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:08,131
It's just that--
You know,
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00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:08,920
Here's the thing.
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00:16:08,862 --> 00:16:10,378
Freshmen aren't allowed
to have cars.
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00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:14,160
I know, and if it was up to me,
I'd take you with me, but it's not, Bee.
236
00:16:14,324 --> 00:16:15,559
Look, you're an Autobot.
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00:16:15,594 --> 00:16:17,245
You shouldn't be living
in my dad's garage.
238
00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:18,825
I mean,
you're suffocating in here.
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00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:20,628
You deserve
better than this.
240
00:16:21,391 --> 00:16:22,606
This is hard enough, man,
241
00:16:22,641 --> 00:16:24,464
don't make it harder.
Can you just look at me, please?
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00:16:26,701 --> 00:16:28,068
Come on, big guy.
243
00:16:28,701 --> 00:16:31,833
Look, the guardian thing is done, okay?
You did your job.
244
00:16:31,934 --> 00:16:33,240
Look, I'm safe now.
245
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,781
You need to go be with
Optimus Prime and the others.
246
00:16:36,141 --> 00:16:37,286
I just want
to be normal, Bee.
247
00:16:37,321 --> 00:16:38,726
That's why
I'm going to college.
248
00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:40,790
I can't do that
with you.
249
00:16:42,549 --> 00:16:44,633
It's not the last time
I'm gonna see you, you know, Bee.
250
00:16:44,779 --> 00:16:47,822
Come on, don't do that. Bee.
You're killing me, Bee.
251
00:16:50,059 --> 00:16:51,521
But you'll always be
my first car.
252
00:16:54,402 --> 00:16:55,426
Love you, Bee.
253
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:02,989
Wow!
254
00:17:03,001 --> 00:17:05,934
Between state farm and the taxpayers,
we're all taken care of.
255
00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:07,961
- You got dirt all over you.
- Stop, stop.
256
00:17:07,996 --> 00:17:09,549
- What?
- It's--I'm okay.
257
00:17:09,584 --> 00:17:10,440
Well, look.
258
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:12,425
So you think
you can make it
259
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:14,254
through those East Coast
winners without me?
260
00:17:14,289 --> 00:17:16,025
You're like the best thing
that ever happened to me.
261
00:17:16,481 --> 00:17:17,576
And?
262
00:17:17,986 --> 00:17:21,485
- And I'll do anything for you.
- And?
263
00:17:21,563 --> 00:17:24,402
- I think Sam's about to say the L word.
- Let's go, kiddo.
264
00:17:24,895 --> 00:17:25,923
Nice timing, Dad.
265
00:17:26,126 --> 00:17:28,232
I... adore you.
266
00:17:29,431 --> 00:17:31,339
That's not the word that
I wanna hear really now.
267
00:17:31,374 --> 00:17:31,989
What are you
talking about?
268
00:17:32,029 --> 00:17:32,983
It's the same word
as the other word.
269
00:17:33,018 --> 00:17:35,028
- It's not the same word.
- Look, if I said the other word now,
270
00:17:35,063 --> 00:17:36,435
you forced me to say
won't mean anything.
271
00:17:36,470 --> 00:17:37,407
Plus, you haven't
said it either.
272
00:17:37,442 --> 00:17:38,990
So don't get mad at me
for not saying it.
273
00:17:39,009 --> 00:17:39,680
Yeah,
but I haven't said it
274
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:41,476
because guys always run
when you say it first.
275
00:17:41,511 --> 00:17:42,524
Yeah, well,
so do girls.
276
00:17:42,564 --> 00:17:44,302
Especially,
girls like you with options.
277
00:17:45,341 --> 00:17:48,380
So this is all part
of your elaborate plan
278
00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:49,545
to keep me interested?
279
00:17:50,151 --> 00:17:51,090
Can be.
280
00:17:51,664 --> 00:17:53,303
Ain't those working?
281
00:17:54,051 --> 00:17:55,137
Have a kiss.
282
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:58,295
We'll make it work,
I promise.
283
00:17:59,307 --> 00:18:04,310
[SONG: Never Say Never
BAND: The Fray]
284
00:18:31,488 --> 00:18:35,830
Soundwave acknowledges.
Pursue her.
285
00:18:35,831 --> 00:18:37,464
Retrieve it.
286
00:18:59,409 --> 00:19:01,895
<i>Autobot twins,
report to Hangar Three.</i>
287
00:19:05,282 --> 00:19:06,626
Excuse me, excuse me.
288
00:19:06,661 --> 00:19:10,285
Hello. What a night.
Yeah, baby, it's upgrade time.
289
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:13,313
Yes, oh, yeah. Look here.
Come on, let me call right here.
290
00:19:13,885 --> 00:19:15,449
Time to get my sexy on.
291
00:19:16,167 --> 00:19:17,276
# Green, I know, #
292
00:19:17,311 --> 00:19:18,776
# Green is mine,
I call green #
293
00:19:18,811 --> 00:19:19,700
# Be my body #
294
00:19:22,171 --> 00:19:23,894
- I got the green.
- That hurt, man.
295
00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:25,681
It's supposed to hurt.
It's an ass kicking.
296
00:19:52,644 --> 00:19:54,402
Director Galloway,
what an honor.
297
00:19:54,403 --> 00:19:55,217
Let me show you around
298
00:19:55,247 --> 00:19:56,901
but you gotta be
in the classified access list.
299
00:19:56,902 --> 00:19:57,582
I am now.
300
00:19:57,622 --> 00:19:59,037
Presidential order, Major.
301
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:02,265
I got a message for
your classified space buddies.
302
00:20:02,371 --> 00:20:04,060
You guys made a mess
at Shanghai.
303
00:20:07,751 --> 00:20:10,521
Alright, so this is where
we communicate with the JCS.
304
00:20:10,996 --> 00:20:13,258
And this area serves
as the Autobots' hangar.
305
00:20:15,849 --> 00:20:18,429
Secured line to JCS
is up, Major.
306
00:20:42,330 --> 00:20:44,303
<i>Secured line
to the Pentagon now.</i>
307
00:20:45,991 --> 00:20:48,660
<i>Saw the Shanghai op.
It was a rough day.</i>
308
00:20:48,810 --> 00:20:49,480
<i>Yes, sir.</i>
309
00:20:50,099 --> 00:20:52,722
<i>We have intel that I believe
warns an immediate debrief.</i>
310
00:20:52,757 --> 00:20:55,163
<i>Now with your permission,
I can't let you see him</i>
311
00:20:55,198 --> 00:20:57,455
<i>but I would like you to hear
from the leader of the Autobots.</i>
312
00:20:57,556 --> 00:20:58,431
Proceed.
313
00:21:16,977 --> 00:21:18,101
You gotta wonder.
314
00:21:18,826 --> 00:21:22,441
God made us in his image.
Who made him?
315
00:21:23,415 --> 00:21:28,231
General, our alliance has countermanded
6 Decepticon incursions this year.
316
00:21:28,366 --> 00:21:30,826
Each on
a different continent.
317
00:21:31,188 --> 00:21:33,746
<i>They're clearly searching
around the world for something.</i>
318
00:21:34,046 --> 00:21:37,171
<i>But last night's encounter
came with a warning:</i>
319
00:21:37,306 --> 00:21:40,073
<i>The Fallen
shall rise again.</i>
320
00:21:40,327 --> 00:21:42,273
"The Fallen."
Meaning what?
321
00:21:42,575 --> 00:21:44,263
Origin: Unknown.
322
00:21:44,298 --> 00:21:45,076
They only recorded
323
00:21:45,111 --> 00:21:48,569
<i>history of our race was contained
within the All-Spark,</i>
324
00:21:48,690 --> 00:21:50,497
<i>lost with its destruction.</i>
325
00:21:50,498 --> 00:21:51,516
Excuse me!
326
00:21:52,791 --> 00:21:56,699
If this so-called "All-Spark",
now destroyed,
327
00:21:57,118 --> 00:21:59,716
why hasn't the enemy
left the planet
328
00:21:59,767 --> 00:22:01,070
like you thought
they would?
329
00:22:01,105 --> 00:22:03,499
<i>Director Galloway,
our national security advisor</i>
330
00:22:03,534 --> 00:22:05,378
<i>the President
just appointed him liasion.</i>
331
00:22:05,769 --> 00:22:08,782
- It's too, uh...
- Well, I guess I didn't get that memo.
332
00:22:10,527 --> 00:22:14,056
Forgive the interruption, General.
Excuse me, coming through.
333
00:22:14,849 --> 00:22:16,018
Excuse me,
excuse me...
334
00:22:18,216 --> 00:22:19,894
After all the damage
in Shanghai,
335
00:22:19,929 --> 00:22:21,234
<i>the President is, uh...</i>
336
00:22:21,595 --> 00:22:23,559
hard-pressed to say
the job's getting done.
337
00:22:25,161 --> 00:22:30,470
Now under the classified
Alien Autobot Cooperation Act,
338
00:22:30,505 --> 00:22:33,628
<i>you</i> are agreeing
to share your intel with us,
339
00:22:33,663 --> 00:22:35,936
but not your advancements
in weaponry.
340
00:22:35,975 --> 00:22:39,589
We've witnessed
your human capacity for war.
341
00:22:39,841 --> 00:22:43,447
It would absolutely
bring more harm than good.
342
00:22:43,569 --> 00:22:46,527
But who are you
to judge what's best for us?
343
00:22:46,528 --> 00:22:48,685
With all due respect,
we've been fighting side-by-side
344
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,215
in the field
for two years.
345
00:22:50,325 --> 00:22:53,374
We've shared blood, sweat
and precious metal together.
346
00:22:53,740 --> 00:22:56,426
Soldier, you're paid to shoot;
not talk.
347
00:22:56,461 --> 00:22:57,711
Don't tell me.
348
00:22:58,083 --> 00:22:58,902
And the, uh...
349
00:22:59,491 --> 00:23:01,460
- The newest members of your team...
- Easy...
350
00:23:01,791 --> 00:23:05,140
I understand they arrived here
after you sent a message into space.
351
00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:07,157
An open invitation
to come to Earth,
352
00:23:07,192 --> 00:23:08,852
<i>embedded by no one
at the White House.</i>
353
00:23:08,892 --> 00:23:11,014
Let me stop you
right there, Mr. Galloway.
354
00:23:11,049 --> 00:23:12,565
It was bedded
right here.
355
00:23:12,626 --> 00:23:16,609
<i>And in my experience, the judgement
of both Major Lennox and his team,</i>
356
00:23:16,644 --> 00:23:19,673
has always been
above reproach.
357
00:23:19,674 --> 00:23:22,507
<i>Well be that as it may, General,
it is the position of the President</i>
358
00:23:22,542 --> 00:23:24,579
<i>that when our national security
is at stake,</i>
359
00:23:25,714 --> 00:23:28,188
<i>no one
is above reproach.</i>
360
00:23:28,821 --> 00:23:31,366
Now, what do
we know so far?
361
00:23:32,009 --> 00:23:33,966
We know
that the enemy leader,
362
00:23:34,118 --> 00:23:37,754
<i>classified NBE-1,
AKA Megatron,</i>
363
00:23:38,144 --> 00:23:39,461
<i>is resting in peace</i>
364
00:23:39,496 --> 00:23:41,495
<i>at the bottom
of the Laurentian Abyss,</i>
365
00:23:41,530 --> 00:23:43,702
<i>surrounded by
societs detection nets</i>
366
00:23:43,742 --> 00:23:46,109
<i>and a full-time
submarine surveillance.</i>
367
00:23:46,179 --> 00:23:47,203
We also know that
368
00:23:47,325 --> 00:23:50,540
<i>the only remaining piece
of your alien All-Spark</i>
369
00:23:50,575 --> 00:23:52,610
<i>is locked in
an electromagnetic vault,</i>
370
00:23:52,645 --> 00:23:56,182
<i>here on one of the most secure
naval bases in the world.</i>
371
00:23:57,254 --> 00:24:00,678
Decepticons,
we have located the shard.
372
00:24:00,713 --> 00:24:02,110
<i>And since no one...</i>
373
00:24:02,381 --> 00:24:06,351
can seem to tell me
what the enemy is now after,
374
00:24:06,681 --> 00:24:09,539
well, there--there's only
one clear conclusion:
375
00:24:09,540 --> 00:24:12,780
You.
The Autobots.
376
00:24:13,132 --> 00:24:15,703
They're here to hunt you.
377
00:24:16,204 --> 00:24:18,658
What's there to hunt for
on Earth besides that?
378
00:24:18,693 --> 00:24:21,304
"The Fallen...
shall rise again"?
379
00:24:21,546 --> 00:24:23,119
Sounds to me like
something's coming.
380
00:24:23,904 --> 00:24:26,864
So let me ask
if we ultimately conclude
381
00:24:26,914 --> 00:24:28,746
that our national security
is best served
382
00:24:28,787 --> 00:24:32,690
by denying you further asylum
on our planet,
383
00:24:34,254 --> 00:24:37,244
will you leave peacefully?
384
00:24:37,551 --> 00:24:39,048
Freedom is your right.
385
00:24:39,419 --> 00:24:42,254
If you make that request,
we will honor it.
386
00:24:43,499 --> 00:24:48,725
But before your president decides,
please ask him this.
387
00:24:49,108 --> 00:24:53,708
What if we leave
and you're wrong?
388
00:25:01,255 --> 00:25:02,378
That's a good question.
389
00:25:06,135 --> 00:25:07,454
Oh, my God,
390
00:25:07,489 --> 00:25:09,788
just look at this place!
391
00:25:10,620 --> 00:25:13,124
I feel smarter already.
392
00:25:13,655 --> 00:25:15,308
Ron, can you smell it?
393
00:25:15,770 --> 00:25:17,894
Yes, smells
like $40,000 a year.
394
00:25:17,953 --> 00:25:19,102
Okay, cheapo.
395
00:25:20,303 --> 00:25:22,481
Go ahead, we'll, uh...
We'll get your stuff.
396
00:25:22,516 --> 00:25:23,853
Just go ahead
and check out your room.
397
00:25:24,706 --> 00:25:28,922
[SONG: 21 Guns
BAND: Green Day]
398
00:25:32,481 --> 00:25:33,941
- Hey.
- Hey.
399
00:25:34,303 --> 00:25:35,971
You must be Sam, right?
I'm Leo.
400
00:25:36,002 --> 00:25:36,670
Hey.
401
00:25:38,334 --> 00:25:40,828
Uh, sorry, I already set up the crib.
Do you want this side or that side?
402
00:25:42,703 --> 00:25:44,438
- That side.
- I already chose that side.
403
00:25:46,997 --> 00:25:49,092
You know what this is?
This is the awkward moment.
404
00:25:49,785 --> 00:25:51,768
Yeah, so you're trying to see
if I'm a normal guy.
405
00:25:51,798 --> 00:25:52,886
I'm trying to see
if you're a normal guy,
406
00:25:52,921 --> 00:25:54,610
balanced and medicated enough
for another coral space.
407
00:25:54,645 --> 00:25:56,058
Good personal hygiene
won't stab me in my sleep.
408
00:25:56,093 --> 00:25:57,215
Good criminal record
won't steal anything.
409
00:25:57,244 --> 00:25:58,706
- Including girlfriends.
- Especially girlfriends.
410
00:25:58,707 --> 00:25:59,747
- You got a girlfriend?
- I do.
411
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:03,088
- You?
- No, not a chance.
412
00:26:03,123 --> 00:26:04,240
- You're a techie?
- Hmm.
413
00:26:04,561 --> 00:26:05,112
Sweet.
414
00:26:05,460 --> 00:26:07,968
- Sharsky, Fassbiner, where we at?
- Server's almost online, Leo.
415
00:26:08,003 --> 00:26:09,255
It works up and running.
416
00:26:09,290 --> 00:26:10,634
Beautiful; that's what
I like to hear.
417
00:26:10,705 --> 00:26:12,186
- That's Sharsky, that's Spastik,
- Hey, dude.
418
00:26:12,221 --> 00:26:13,668
my I.T. gurus.
419
00:26:13,750 --> 00:26:16,860
Welcome to my empire, bro.
TheRealEffinDeal.com.
420
00:26:16,895 --> 00:26:17,952
That's me,
I'm sure you've heard of it.
421
00:26:18,223 --> 00:26:20,660
- No, I haven't.
- Well, that sucks.
422
00:26:20,695 --> 00:26:22,450
- What is all this for?
- See, look...
423
00:26:22,490 --> 00:26:24,191
Call me gross,
I wanna be a baby billionaire.
424
00:26:25,101 --> 00:26:26,366
Kitten calendars.
425
00:26:26,446 --> 00:26:27,733
It's where it started.
Look at me now.
426
00:26:27,833 --> 00:26:29,172
Got our dreams, bro.
427
00:26:31,341 --> 00:26:33,119
Leo, we got some
bad news in Shanghai.
428
00:26:33,679 --> 00:26:36,066
Post it, baby. Go, go, go!
FTJ, FTJ!
429
00:26:36,648 --> 00:26:37,911
- It's clean.
- What's FTJ?
430
00:26:38,142 --> 00:26:40,491
- Fuel the Jet, Fuel the Jet.
- FTJ, FTJ.
431
00:26:44,683 --> 00:26:46,784
- This is it. Did you see that?
- Wow. Okay, this half of Shanghai
432
00:26:46,815 --> 00:26:48,250
gets rigged
when China says gas leak.
433
00:26:48,285 --> 00:26:49,585
Don't believe the hype, bro.
434
00:26:50,668 --> 00:26:53,962
Just like the alien robots in LA
two years ago that everyone covered up.
435
00:26:54,434 --> 00:26:56,308
Yeah, I saw these robots
and they did this, like,
436
00:26:56,343 --> 00:26:58,700
firing thing and they came down
and twisted this woman
437
00:26:58,735 --> 00:27:00,057
- and she was like--
- Looks fake to me.
438
00:27:00,076 --> 00:27:03,117
Dude, it's not fake.
The Internet's pure true.
439
00:27:03,152 --> 00:27:05,166
- Neither does it lie.
- It looks fake.
440
00:27:05,201 --> 00:27:07,240
No, man, I've seen them.
They are like these, uh, robots...
441
00:27:08,116 --> 00:27:10,943
Look, look, look, it's fake.
Anybody can do on any computer, okay?
442
00:27:10,978 --> 00:27:12,582
And I wasn't, uh... there.
443
00:27:13,014 --> 00:27:14,489
So I can't comment
or speculate.
444
00:27:14,524 --> 00:27:16,449
- Oh, no.
- "Comment and speculate"?
445
00:27:16,484 --> 00:27:17,798
We're supposed
to go habitate?
446
00:27:17,838 --> 00:27:20,806
No, listen, okay.
Don't be sucking the sack, bro.
447
00:27:20,846 --> 00:27:22,532
- Whose sack?
- Look, the ball sack.
448
00:27:22,679 --> 00:27:25,772
- Dude, what kind of tool are you?
- Mainstream media sack.
449
00:27:25,856 --> 00:27:27,155
They're lying to us,
alright.
450
00:27:27,196 --> 00:27:29,306
- It's aliens, man.
- Okay, okay.
451
00:27:29,656 --> 00:27:30,497
Follow me.
452
00:27:30,972 --> 00:27:34,165
Uh-oh. Uh, Leo.
Bad news, we just got scooped.
453
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:35,573
The video's already up
on GeoBoard.
454
00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:38,015
Damn...
No!
455
00:27:38,165 --> 00:27:40,575
Robo-Warrior has a main competition,
our conspiracy step.
456
00:27:40,610 --> 00:27:42,511
Effing was my effing idea.
He stole it.
457
00:27:42,546 --> 00:27:45,045
He's been looking to my site
and thieving hits for ever!
458
00:27:45,407 --> 00:27:46,342
By the way,
I read your file.
459
00:27:46,377 --> 00:27:48,895
I'll pour, you'll pour...
We're gonna fix that, alright?
460
00:27:49,026 --> 00:27:50,063
You work for me, now.
461
00:27:52,089 --> 00:27:53,542
I work for you now?
462
00:27:53,794 --> 00:27:55,236
That's incredible.
It's first day of college,
463
00:27:55,271 --> 00:27:57,300
I got a career,
a dinky internet firm,
464
00:27:57,331 --> 00:28:00,386
with a boss who is made up
of just pure champion stuff.
465
00:28:00,421 --> 00:28:02,424
You're mocking
my life's work, Samuel? Huh?
466
00:28:02,505 --> 00:28:03,882
That's your one warning
patrolling, dude.
467
00:28:03,912 --> 00:28:05,924
Don't make me that fast....
'cause I'll do it.
468
00:28:05,959 --> 00:28:08,360
Hey alright, listen. It's getting
a little intense in my room.
469
00:28:08,395 --> 00:28:10,485
- Can I switch now?
- Oh, sad face, 3-12.
470
00:28:10,525 --> 00:28:13,354
No switching, no treating.
Let's turn that upside-down, okay?
471
00:28:13,731 --> 00:28:15,118
- Oh, here we go.
- Hey, hi.
472
00:28:15,153 --> 00:28:17,226
It's just like Hogwarts.
Hi!
473
00:28:17,261 --> 00:28:19,054
Is this co-ed?
This is a co-ed dorm.
474
00:28:19,089 --> 00:28:20,541
Do you guys want
to meet my roommates?
475
00:28:20,576 --> 00:28:22,096
- Yeah.
- 'Cause they're real swell guys.
476
00:28:22,097 --> 00:28:23,197
- Here is Leo.
- We're the Witwicky.
477
00:28:23,232 --> 00:28:24,653
- I'm Leo.
- I'm Judy.
478
00:28:24,693 --> 00:28:26,551
Hey, you have a great son.
You really do.
479
00:28:26,586 --> 00:28:28,040
Oh, well aren't you
the sweetest thing?
480
00:28:28,079 --> 00:28:29,317
He's real sweet, Ma.
481
00:28:29,457 --> 00:28:30,487
What is that in your hand,
by the way?
482
00:28:30,517 --> 00:28:33,219
Oh, I got this at the bake sale
for the environment
483
00:28:33,254 --> 00:28:34,639
that those boys
were having.
484
00:28:34,659 --> 00:28:36,120
You know, you don't often
see white boys
485
00:28:36,155 --> 00:28:37,512
with the dreadlocks.
486
00:28:37,547 --> 00:28:39,719
- Mom.
- Yeah, it's a 100 percent pure Hawaiian
487
00:28:39,749 --> 00:28:42,138
- green for the environment.
- Jud--Can you please drop it?
488
00:28:42,430 --> 00:28:44,550
Yeah, then they baked it
with reefer in it.
489
00:28:44,585 --> 00:28:45,969
- No, it's canna-- Hey!
- Please give me.
490
00:28:46,004 --> 00:28:47,918
Hey! It's my cheap day.
I can eat whatever I want.
491
00:28:47,953 --> 00:28:50,008
Please God, I'm gonna freak out.
Please do something right now, Dad.
492
00:28:50,043 --> 00:28:50,910
- Please do something right now.
- Okay, okay.
493
00:28:50,911 --> 00:28:52,449
Out of my way,
you wild hair!
494
00:28:52,450 --> 00:28:54,364
I can eat all the freaking
brownies I want!
495
00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:55,028
Sorry, fellas.
496
00:28:55,319 --> 00:28:56,814
I'm sorry and
you're welcome.
497
00:29:00,019 --> 00:29:01,667
We call it the Hot Freshmen 55.
498
00:29:01,668 --> 00:29:04,684
Sharsky hacked campus house and
stacked the dorm with pretty beddies.
499
00:29:08,164 --> 00:29:09,474
Oh, my God.
It's her.
500
00:29:09,661 --> 00:29:11,490
She's coming.
She sees me, she sees me.
501
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,407
She's tight for me on one
on my to-do list.
502
00:29:15,442 --> 00:29:17,134
Do not bird-dog
my credit, you hear me?
503
00:29:17,576 --> 00:29:18,668
Pretty girls.
504
00:29:18,879 --> 00:29:21,697
Hey, you.
My son lives in this dorm.
505
00:29:21,698 --> 00:29:23,806
You should go
make friends with him,
506
00:29:23,841 --> 00:29:26,074
- he's bad.
- Bless she ain't my mama.
507
00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:28,326
And he recently
had his cherry popped.
508
00:29:29,832 --> 00:29:31,182
He didn't know
I was in the house.
509
00:29:31,223 --> 00:29:32,507
- I heard it all.
- Hey, hey, hey.
510
00:29:32,542 --> 00:29:33,396
There he is!
511
00:29:33,447 --> 00:29:35,332
Oh, will you give him
my closet?
512
00:29:36,854 --> 00:29:39,836
Hey, and his car
is a talking robot!
513
00:29:39,886 --> 00:29:42,979
No, like a... like a GPS,
All-Star.
514
00:29:43,141 --> 00:29:43,939
- Okay.
- All-Star.
515
00:29:43,974 --> 00:29:45,983
Frisbee. Whoo!
516
00:29:45,984 --> 00:29:46,675
No, Dad.
517
00:29:46,704 --> 00:29:48,602
Dad, you're just gonna
let her run around school.
518
00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:52,234
- Are you alright?
- Whoa.
519
00:29:53,388 --> 00:29:54,138
Give me.
520
00:29:56,020 --> 00:29:56,879
Are you crazy?
521
00:29:58,946 --> 00:30:01,510
Judy, Judy.
Just--Just put it. Just put it.
522
00:30:02,618 --> 00:30:04,002
You gotta control
your mother.
523
00:30:04,037 --> 00:30:05,002
I wasn't doing this.
524
00:30:05,003 --> 00:30:07,881
Hey, Professor.
I'd do anything for an A.
525
00:30:07,882 --> 00:30:08,626
Alright, Grace...
526
00:30:08,627 --> 00:30:10,216
Looks like we got
some snacks in the car. Let's go.
527
00:30:10,473 --> 00:30:11,562
- Whoo!
- Did you gt the booties?
528
00:30:11,597 --> 00:30:12,919
Yes, Dad,
I got the booties!
529
00:30:12,959 --> 00:30:15,574
- Alright, alright.
- Oh my God, I'm upside-down!
530
00:30:47,186 --> 00:30:49,230
Black Light in X-Trait.
This is Black Light in Tango.
531
00:32:08,432 --> 00:32:10,164
<i>Breach in B-14.</i>
532
00:32:15,228 --> 00:32:16,773
Go, go, go,
go, go!
533
00:32:24,992 --> 00:32:26,183
The Shard is gone.
534
00:32:37,377 --> 00:32:38,618
Take him down!
535
00:32:39,813 --> 00:32:41,459
- Open fire.
- Get down!
536
00:32:57,528 --> 00:32:59,401
The first frat party's
the game change of boys,
537
00:32:59,421 --> 00:33:01,902
we're hunting in the wild now,
so get your game faces on.
538
00:33:02,003 --> 00:33:04,128
I can't stay long,
I have a webcam date with my girlfriend.
539
00:33:04,163 --> 00:33:05,901
- That's so cool.
- No, it's not.
540
00:33:06,989 --> 00:33:11,073
[SONG: Burning Down The House
BAND: The Used]
541
00:33:11,901 --> 00:33:13,517
While he's making up
with his MacBook,
542
00:33:13,547 --> 00:33:15,706
I'm gonna be dating
my spitzy, freaky freak on.
543
00:33:15,707 --> 00:33:17,555
- Let's roll.
- She's hot.
544
00:33:18,052 --> 00:33:19,595
We're, uh...
We're hunting.
545
00:33:22,854 --> 00:33:24,902
- See you, darling.
- Bye, Dad.
546
00:33:25,718 --> 00:33:26,872
Okay.
547
00:33:32,057 --> 00:33:35,894
This is our first live chat date.
Never done it before.
548
00:33:36,577 --> 00:33:37,837
I'm kind of nervous.
549
00:34:04,932 --> 00:34:06,969
- Are you okay?
- No, uh...
550
00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:09,459
I was getting a napkin
for my drink.
551
00:34:11,396 --> 00:34:13,683
Thanks. Cheers!
552
00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:15,678
- You're Sam, right?
- Yeah.
553
00:34:15,988 --> 00:34:17,342
I wanna dance.
554
00:34:18,377 --> 00:34:19,701
Like--Like dancing?
555
00:34:20,435 --> 00:34:22,643
Like a pairing?
Like a duo, like a coupling?
556
00:34:22,785 --> 00:34:26,108
'Cause I'm in
a permanently, semi--
557
00:34:26,537 --> 00:34:29,190
- I'm in a relationship, kind of.
- Oh, relax.
558
00:34:29,191 --> 00:34:30,821
I just want to have
some fun.
559
00:34:31,140 --> 00:34:33,248
Oh, just some fun?
Oh yeah, okay.
560
00:34:33,283 --> 00:34:36,292
Let's play some checkers.
You can sit over there, and, uh...
561
00:34:38,156 --> 00:34:41,073
- Oh my God.
- So how about tonight,
562
00:34:41,108 --> 00:34:44,994
you pretend I'm your girlfriend
and I pretend that you're my boyfriend.
563
00:34:54,818 --> 00:34:58,382
Hey! Who broke the
frickin' yellow Camaro?
564
00:34:58,704 --> 00:35:01,349
Huh?
There's a car on the run.
565
00:35:01,559 --> 00:35:05,083
[SONG: Burn It To The Ground
BAND: Nickleback]
566
00:35:05,486 --> 00:35:06,325
What are you doing?
567
00:35:06,660 --> 00:35:08,109
Houston,
we have a problem.
568
00:35:08,347 --> 00:35:09,546
- What is it?
- Freshman!
569
00:35:09,586 --> 00:35:11,111
- Yeah.
- Is that your car on our bushes?
570
00:35:11,146 --> 00:35:13,519
No, there's a friend of mine
who just went to a...
571
00:35:13,707 --> 00:35:14,980
who went to get you
a tighter shirt.
572
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:17,412
There isn't a tighter shirt.
We checked.
573
00:35:18,015 --> 00:35:19,555
Now how about
I park my foot in your ass?
574
00:35:19,590 --> 00:35:20,561
What size shoe
do you wear?
575
00:35:20,596 --> 00:35:22,282
- Yeah, oh, you ain't--
- Hold on, hold-- Whoa!
576
00:35:22,317 --> 00:35:23,340
Are you--Are you trying?
577
00:35:23,375 --> 00:35:23,914
I'm gonna back it up
right now.
578
00:35:24,075 --> 00:35:25,114
Get it out of here.
579
00:35:26,532 --> 00:35:27,819
You have a ride?
580
00:35:27,980 --> 00:35:29,022
Bro, why you holding
onto us?
581
00:35:29,057 --> 00:35:30,283
I've only known you
17 hours.
582
00:35:30,314 --> 00:35:31,661
This is gonna really
change our lives.
583
00:35:31,701 --> 00:35:32,588
You have no idea.
584
00:35:33,849 --> 00:35:35,776
I love Camaros.
585
00:35:36,449 --> 00:35:39,184
- I can't do this right now, okay?
- Don't be a wimp.
586
00:35:39,219 --> 00:35:40,076
Oh, God.
587
00:35:48,532 --> 00:35:51,849
- My first car was my Dad's money 2Z-28.
- Yeah?
588
00:35:52,562 --> 00:35:53,952
Fuel-injected.
589
00:35:54,413 --> 00:35:57,746
The roar of the engine.
It just, tickles me.
590
00:35:58,550 --> 00:36:02,849
We shouldn't, uh, stare...
I mean, share stories...
591
00:36:03,273 --> 00:36:04,352
to each other
at all.
592
00:36:04,558 --> 00:36:07,121
What're you becoming, Sam?
Just one ride...
593
00:36:07,238 --> 00:36:09,805
[SONG: Your Cheatin' Heart
ARTIST: Frank Williams]
594
00:36:11,076 --> 00:36:13,337
[SONG: The Jaws Theme
COMPOSER: John Williams]
595
00:36:13,462 --> 00:36:14,639
Don't. Don't.
596
00:36:14,721 --> 00:36:17,421
[SONG: Super Freak
ARTIST: Rick James]
597
00:36:17,656 --> 00:36:18,713
Is your radio broke?
598
00:36:19,597 --> 00:36:22,258
- No, my car's iteration is.
- We're not cheating.
599
00:36:23,712 --> 00:36:24,690
Not yet.
600
00:36:28,562 --> 00:36:30,407
Something wrong here?
601
00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:36,850
Ow! Oh, God!
You okay?
602
00:36:40,629 --> 00:36:41,504
I really don't know
what to tell you,
603
00:36:41,539 --> 00:36:42,897
this car--
It just has a lot of problems.
604
00:36:42,932 --> 00:36:44,035
A lot of prob--
605
00:36:49,892 --> 00:36:52,491
Oh, God.
Oh, it's in my mouth. Oh...
606
00:36:52,492 --> 00:36:53,613
Are you okay?
607
00:36:53,834 --> 00:36:56,041
I got wetnaps.
I got wetnaps for your face.
608
00:36:56,324 --> 00:36:56,993
Hold on.
609
00:36:57,956 --> 00:36:59,417
I'm so sorry!
610
00:37:01,175 --> 00:37:02,064
What are you doing?
611
00:37:14,643 --> 00:37:16,311
You won't give me
a day, huh?
612
00:37:17,655 --> 00:37:20,831
- You won't give me one day in college.
- I'm sorry, Sam.
613
00:37:21,002 --> 00:37:24,285
But the last fragment
of the All-Spark was stolen.
614
00:37:24,286 --> 00:37:25,874
Like what?
Like Decepticon-stolen?
615
00:37:26,175 --> 00:37:29,869
We placed it under human protection
at your government's request.
616
00:37:30,333 --> 00:37:32,809
But I'm here
for your help, Sam.
617
00:37:33,211 --> 00:37:36,943
Because your leaders believed
we brought vengeance upon your planet.
618
00:37:37,546 --> 00:37:39,210
Perhaps,
they are right.
619
00:37:39,722 --> 00:37:42,655
That is why they must be
reminded by another human
620
00:37:42,690 --> 00:37:44,466
of the trust we share.
621
00:37:44,834 --> 00:37:47,525
- This isn't my war.
- Not yet.
622
00:37:48,502 --> 00:37:50,695
But I fear
it soon will be.
623
00:37:51,304 --> 00:37:54,696
Your world must not share
the same fate as Cybertron.
624
00:37:55,888 --> 00:37:58,323
Whole generations lost.
625
00:38:01,767 --> 00:38:04,995
I know and I-I want
to help you. I do.
626
00:38:05,126 --> 00:38:07,475
But I'm not
some alien ambassador.
627
00:38:08,067 --> 00:38:10,175
You know, I'm a normal kid
with normal problems.
628
00:38:11,059 --> 00:38:12,647
I am where
I'm supposed to be.
629
00:38:16,095 --> 00:38:17,101
I'm sorry, I--
630
00:38:19,296 --> 00:38:20,405
I really am.
631
00:38:20,406 --> 00:38:24,414
Sam, fate rarely calls upon us
at a moment of our choosing.
632
00:38:25,229 --> 00:38:27,988
You're Optimus Prime.
You don't need me.
633
00:38:28,911 --> 00:38:32,190
We do...
more than you know.
634
00:39:06,750 --> 00:39:09,847
<i>New contact, bearing 214
and possible hostile</i>
635
00:39:09,882 --> 00:39:12,011
confirmed for
Project Beat Six drop-point.
636
00:39:12,046 --> 00:39:13,854
- What you got?
- Sue, pull five contacts.
637
00:39:13,893 --> 00:39:15,786
5,000 feet. Diving fast.
638
00:39:20,174 --> 00:39:22,110
There's something.
They dive that deep, that fast.
639
00:39:22,362 --> 00:39:25,228
- Man battle stations.
- Sealer One, man battle stations.
640
00:39:25,946 --> 00:39:28,237
Hell, not pull the rudder
or head two-thirds.
641
00:39:29,218 --> 00:39:30,204
Dive, Cookie.
642
00:39:52,884 --> 00:39:55,007
The NEST protecting NBE-1
are screening, sir.
643
00:39:55,042 --> 00:39:57,133
That is 9,300 fathoms down.
644
00:39:57,174 --> 00:39:59,641
- And no confirmed DSRVs on sight?
- None, sir.
645
00:39:59,676 --> 00:40:01,511
Then, people,
we've got a problem.
646
00:40:13,807 --> 00:40:15,814
Kill such little one.
647
00:40:22,807 --> 00:40:25,004
Sea shard, make Energon.
648
00:40:37,781 --> 00:40:41,168
Prime sonar now holds six contacts
and they're coming up fast.
649
00:40:41,203 --> 00:40:42,390
Man collisional arm...
650
00:40:44,864 --> 00:40:46,070
...are 500 feet.
651
00:40:46,105 --> 00:40:46,831
Let's get out of here.
652
00:40:47,168 --> 00:40:47,877
Angel Six,
653
00:40:47,917 --> 00:40:49,579
<i>we got six hostiles
coming down.</i>
654
00:40:57,416 --> 00:40:59,283
- Collision imminent. Portside--
- 100 feet.
655
00:40:59,555 --> 00:41:00,747
Brace for impact.
656
00:41:27,383 --> 00:41:30,381
Starscream, I'm home.
657
00:41:30,382 --> 00:41:32,910
Behold, Megatron,
I was so relieved
658
00:41:32,945 --> 00:41:35,228
to hear of your...
resurrection.
659
00:41:35,386 --> 00:41:39,157
You left me to die,
you pathetic insect!
660
00:41:39,579 --> 00:41:42,604
Only to help
spawn our new army,
661
00:41:42,775 --> 00:41:46,706
the Fallen decreased it,
after all, in your absence,
662
00:41:46,901 --> 00:41:49,149
someone had
to take command.
663
00:41:49,391 --> 00:41:50,064
You...
664
00:41:51,068 --> 00:41:52,673
are so disappointing.
665
00:41:54,382 --> 00:41:58,424
Even in death,
there's no command but mine.
666
00:42:04,271 --> 00:42:07,878
My master,
I failed you on Earth.
667
00:42:07,910 --> 00:42:10,443
The All-Spark is destroyed,
668
00:42:10,478 --> 00:42:13,741
and without it,
our race will perish.
669
00:42:14,363 --> 00:42:17,363
You have much to learn,
my disciple.
670
00:42:17,398 --> 00:42:19,989
The Cube
is merely a vessel.
671
00:42:20,019 --> 00:42:23,734
It's power, it's knowledge
can never be destroyed.
672
00:42:23,735 --> 00:42:26,765
It can only transform.
673
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:30,116
- How is that possible?
- It has been absorbed
674
00:42:30,146 --> 00:42:32,048
by the human child.
675
00:42:32,049 --> 00:42:37,200
The key to saving our race
now lies within his mind.
676
00:42:37,240 --> 00:42:40,934
Well then, let me strip
the very flesh from his body.
677
00:42:40,969 --> 00:42:42,913
And you will,
my apprentice.
678
00:42:43,070 --> 00:42:47,922
In time. For millenia,
I have dreamed of my return
679
00:42:47,957 --> 00:42:52,814
to that wretched planet,
where I too was once betrayed,
680
00:42:52,844 --> 00:42:56,763
by the Primes
I call my brothers.
681
00:42:57,355 --> 00:43:04,288
Only a Prime can defeat me,
and now only one remains.
682
00:43:04,290 --> 00:43:07,989
Optimus.
He protects the boy.
683
00:43:08,024 --> 00:43:11,416
Then the boy
will lead us to him
684
00:43:11,417 --> 00:43:16,937
- and revenge will be ours.
- Yes.
685
00:43:17,812 --> 00:43:21,938
The boy will not escape us.
We have him in our sights.
686
00:43:23,292 --> 00:43:27,197
Without more Energon,
hatchlings will keep dying.
687
00:43:32,446 --> 00:43:37,280
Space, time, gravity.
688
00:43:40,851 --> 00:43:42,997
- Thank you.
- Finish that for me.
689
00:43:43,501 --> 00:43:45,534
We're going
on a journey together,
690
00:43:45,574 --> 00:43:46,762
you and I, today.
691
00:43:46,797 --> 00:43:51,627
All you, eager nubile young minds
on the very cusp of adulthood.
692
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:55,239
And I shall be your consort,
your guide,
693
00:43:55,752 --> 00:43:59,681
your chaperone,
into the heart of darkness.
694
00:44:02,281 --> 00:44:04,015
Welcome to Astronomy 101.
695
00:44:05,612 --> 00:44:09,428
For what do we know
about the stars?
696
00:44:09,662 --> 00:44:13,494
Virgo... the virgin.
697
00:44:14,334 --> 00:44:16,260
Orion, the great hunter.
698
00:44:16,261 --> 00:44:18,444
These are no mere
twinkling diamonds
699
00:44:18,504 --> 00:44:20,932
for lovely maidens
to wish upon.
700
00:44:20,953 --> 00:44:25,276
No, they are diamond,
filled with a throbbing,
701
00:44:25,311 --> 00:44:28,091
savage and hemped-up energy.
702
00:44:28,126 --> 00:44:30,763
Behold the work of
Albert Einstein,
703
00:44:30,876 --> 00:44:33,474
a professor once,
like moi,
704
00:44:33,853 --> 00:44:35,852
- energy, in its mass temp--
- What are you doing?
705
00:44:35,853 --> 00:44:36,853
Put your hand down,
put your hand down.
706
00:44:36,854 --> 00:44:39,328
Young man,
there are no questions
707
00:44:39,359 --> 00:44:41,417
until I've reached
the climax of my lecture.
708
00:44:41,452 --> 00:44:42,758
I've just finished your book.
There's only one problem.
709
00:44:42,793 --> 00:44:43,791
Einstein's wrong.
710
00:44:45,498 --> 00:44:47,367
Energy doesn't go
mass times velocity light square
711
00:44:47,387 --> 00:44:48,673
in this dimension.
What about the other 17
712
00:44:48,708 --> 00:44:50,135
while we're impossible
to give 17?
713
00:44:51,870 --> 00:44:52,682
A clear example:
714
00:45:09,861 --> 00:45:11,334
Come on, guys,
I can't be the only one in class--
715
00:45:12,057 --> 00:45:16,994
Young man, I will not be punked
in front of the dean.
716
00:45:18,470 --> 00:45:23,413
No, this is my universe here.
Do you understand?
717
00:45:23,448 --> 00:45:27,060
I am the Alpha
and the Omega.
718
00:45:27,095 --> 00:45:28,432
- Get out of my class.
- Yes, sir.
719
00:45:32,548 --> 00:45:35,034
Any one else care to have
some sort of mental breakdown?
720
00:45:45,055 --> 00:45:47,550
Hi, Bones.
Hi!
721
00:45:47,883 --> 00:45:50,436
Hi! Oh yes,
that's a good boy.
722
00:45:50,866 --> 00:45:52,641
<i>Oh, what a good boy,
you are.</i>
723
00:45:57,392 --> 00:45:58,566
Hey, Bones.
724
00:45:59,107 --> 00:46:00,416
<i>You hungry?</i>
725
00:46:07,862 --> 00:46:08,554
Here you go.
726
00:46:16,991 --> 00:46:18,951
- Yes, Samuel.
- Hello? Mikaela.
727
00:46:19,070 --> 00:46:21,813
I can't believe you're gonna
stand me up on our first web chat date.
728
00:46:21,848 --> 00:46:23,104
Something just happened
to me, okay?
729
00:46:23,134 --> 00:46:25,105
- Wait, you finally hit puberty?
- <i>No, no, no,</i>
730
00:46:25,140 --> 00:46:26,124
Stop laughing.
This is serious.
731
00:46:26,154 --> 00:46:27,033
Okay, remember
I was telling you about
732
00:46:27,068 --> 00:46:29,051
my great-great-grandfather,
Archibald Witwicky?
733
00:46:29,052 --> 00:46:29,883
Do you remember?
734
00:46:29,918 --> 00:46:31,220
Watch where you're
supposed to go!
735
00:46:31,221 --> 00:46:33,608
Okay, remember
I was telling you about, okay...
736
00:46:33,643 --> 00:46:35,500
Can you stop...
Watch the foot! Watch your foot!
737
00:46:35,535 --> 00:46:38,545
Mikaela, okay, my great-great-grandfather
went to this Arctic mission, right?
738
00:46:38,580 --> 00:46:40,392
And he saw Megatron,
Megatron zapped him
739
00:46:40,422 --> 00:46:42,304
and he started seeing
these crazy symbols, okay.
740
00:46:42,339 --> 00:46:43,754
Well, now I'm seeing them too.
Excuse me.
741
00:46:43,772 --> 00:46:46,388
I just wrote a 903-page
Astronomy book at 32.6 seconds
742
00:46:46,423 --> 00:46:47,882
and had a meltdown
in the middle of my class.
743
00:46:47,917 --> 00:46:49,949
I am seeing symbols
ever since I--
744
00:46:51,232 --> 00:46:54,130
- Since what?
- Ever since I touched the Cube sliver.
745
00:46:55,387 --> 00:46:56,224
Do you have it?
746
00:46:56,696 --> 00:46:58,899
No, how about it's in
the shop safe? It's fine.
747
00:46:58,934 --> 00:47:02,068
Mi--Mikaela, do not touch it, okay?
Don't touch it.
748
00:47:02,108 --> 00:47:03,114
<i>I'm not gonna touch it,</i>
749
00:47:03,242 --> 00:47:05,922
Sam, it's fine. It's locked away,
no one knows where it is.
750
00:47:06,147 --> 00:47:07,466
But I do.
751
00:47:09,268 --> 00:47:11,239
You're hot,
but you're ain't too bright.
752
00:47:13,698 --> 00:47:14,968
There we go.
753
00:47:17,773 --> 00:47:20,151
Oh, big son of a bitch!
754
00:47:22,741 --> 00:47:24,849
What are you looking at,
Slobberpuss?
755
00:47:25,969 --> 00:47:27,182
Ah, what the--
756
00:47:28,257 --> 00:47:29,885
This is a fricking
House of Horrors.
757
00:47:36,176 --> 00:47:37,174
Hold on.
758
00:47:50,660 --> 00:47:52,506
Is that the best
you got, huh?
759
00:47:52,541 --> 00:47:53,853
Is that the best
you can do?
760
00:47:55,538 --> 00:47:57,197
What are you doing here,
you little freak?
761
00:47:57,340 --> 00:48:00,166
Ow, that's my eye,
you crazy bitch!
762
00:48:00,240 --> 00:48:01,658
You gotta talk now?
763
00:48:02,433 --> 00:48:05,866
I... I seek knowledge of the Cube.
The Fallen demands me.
764
00:48:05,901 --> 00:48:06,681
What knowledge?
765
00:48:06,716 --> 00:48:08,687
You got the shot, I need the shot,
give me the shot, I need the shot.
766
00:48:08,716 --> 00:48:09,565
Give me the shot,
they're gonna whack me,
767
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:10,883
I'm gonna be dead
without that shot.
768
00:48:11,350 --> 00:48:15,013
Easy Warrior Goddess,
I'm just a little salvage scrap drone.
769
00:48:15,048 --> 00:48:16,894
- Then I'm your worst nightmare.
- Ow, ow, ow, ow!
770
00:48:17,336 --> 00:48:18,085
Hey, hey!
771
00:48:18,364 --> 00:48:19,849
- <i>What the hell was that?</i>
- I'll tell you later,
772
00:48:19,899 --> 00:48:21,416
just not on
open phone line, okay?
773
00:48:21,455 --> 00:48:23,485
I'm gonna get on a plane right now.
I'll be there later this afternoon.
774
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:24,664
Just be careful, Sam.
775
00:48:32,921 --> 00:48:35,686
And have any stranger giving you
anything suspicious to carry on today?
776
00:48:35,721 --> 00:48:37,147
Yeah, a large box!
777
00:48:37,539 --> 00:48:38,885
- No.
- Good.
778
00:48:51,500 --> 00:48:54,130
Major, incoming SOS
from Autobots.
779
00:48:54,165 --> 00:48:57,903
Multiple Decepticon contacts in motion.
Vicinity eastern United States, sir.
780
00:48:58,160 --> 00:49:00,838
- Hansvin, how many?
- Unclear, sir.
781
00:49:01,121 --> 00:49:02,721
Well, get clear.
782
00:49:07,363 --> 00:49:10,202
Autobots on the move.
Splitting them into two teams, sir.
783
00:49:10,237 --> 00:49:12,877
Unarching their course, somewhere heading
to New York and Philadelphia.
784
00:49:12,912 --> 00:49:16,475
Full weapons deployment.
Wheels up in 20 minutes!
785
00:49:26,793 --> 00:49:29,454
<i>Flight Chairman
throughout West Beverly Hills.</i>
786
00:49:30,260 --> 00:49:34,275
M'amor (my lover), can I interest you
in Mayteam Zookeeper's Special?
787
00:49:34,356 --> 00:49:36,689
Extra large supertees
with every known animal as a topping.
788
00:49:36,690 --> 00:49:38,717
Basic lengths.
Only 18 inches of meat.
789
00:49:38,770 --> 00:49:40,862
Oh, so you're a vegetarian.
Alright, it's cool. I am too.
790
00:49:41,566 --> 00:49:42,494
Is Sam home?
791
00:49:42,529 --> 00:49:45,777
Sam... I think he died but,
why don't we check?
792
00:49:46,381 --> 00:49:47,724
- Here we are.
- Hey.
793
00:49:48,337 --> 00:49:49,427
Have you had
a song stuck in yours?
794
00:49:49,428 --> 00:49:50,831
It's like the worst song ever,
but you can't help
795
00:49:50,866 --> 00:49:52,439
whistle it or sing it.
It's like, repeats itself,
796
00:49:52,474 --> 00:49:54,631
repeats itself, repeats itself,
repeats itself, repeats itself,
797
00:49:54,632 --> 00:49:56,657
repeats itself...
Kitten calendar, kitten calendar,
798
00:49:56,688 --> 00:49:57,714
- kitten calendar, kitten calendar,
- Dude,
799
00:49:57,749 --> 00:49:58,940
- kitten calendar, kitten calendar,
- What the F?
800
00:49:58,975 --> 00:50:01,066
I know you're freaking out.
Don't freak out, don't freak out.
801
00:50:01,117 --> 00:50:03,978
Easy fix. Puzzle, code, in my head.
Now it's on the walls.
802
00:50:04,013 --> 00:50:04,752
Everything is good.
803
00:50:04,787 --> 00:50:05,675
This is the part that--
804
00:50:10,540 --> 00:50:11,604
Okay,
what were you saying?
805
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:15,033
Alice, I'm horrified you had
to see this. Let's go.
806
00:50:15,303 --> 00:50:16,595
- Get out.
- What?
807
00:50:16,726 --> 00:50:18,723
Wait, wait, wait.
C-Can I just sit and watch?
808
00:50:18,758 --> 00:50:20,287
I-I'll eat my pizza quietly.
809
00:50:20,950 --> 00:50:23,842
Sam, I knew there were
something special about you.
810
00:50:23,877 --> 00:50:24,489
Really?
811
00:50:26,481 --> 00:50:28,524
And I know you know
what happens
812
00:50:28,788 --> 00:50:30,834
when two people
in the room get together...
813
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:35,609
they're genuinely amazing...
in bed.
814
00:50:36,977 --> 00:50:38,347
- Thank you.
- No problem.
815
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:42,189
Alright, listen, hold on.
Boundaries. Flight on the plane.
816
00:50:42,218 --> 00:50:43,530
Okay, I'm very ticklish.
817
00:50:43,565 --> 00:50:46,153
- You have the need, Sam. Relax!
- Why?
818
00:50:46,188 --> 00:50:47,513
Oh, jeez!
819
00:50:48,769 --> 00:50:51,706
Uh, what about this economy?
It's crazy, isn't it?
820
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:57,922
- You are very aggressive.
- Just relax.
821
00:50:57,957 --> 00:50:59,366
You want
some jerky meatloaf?
822
00:51:05,209 --> 00:51:06,111
Sam?
823
00:51:07,296 --> 00:51:07,426
S u B Z ~ V e R d i K T
[Kept to prevent duplicate files]
824
00:51:08,862 --> 00:51:09,855
Mikaela.
825
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,359
Is that your girlfriend?
826
00:51:12,648 --> 00:51:13,642
Ex.
827
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:19,560
Mikaela, wait...
I can explain every--
828
00:51:38,980 --> 00:51:40,597
Sam, your bed-buddy, Alice.
829
00:52:00,608 --> 00:52:01,095
What--
830
00:52:01,130 --> 00:52:02,195
- It's coming!
- This is an alien robot.
831
00:52:02,230 --> 00:52:03,809
- You gotta move. Just run.
- They're real?
832
00:52:10,678 --> 00:52:13,256
Oh my God, I can't believe
I once had sex with her in my dream.
833
00:52:13,291 --> 00:52:14,897
I can tell that you really
missed me a lot, Sam.
834
00:52:14,927 --> 00:52:15,981
Look, it's not my fault, okay?
835
00:52:16,783 --> 00:52:18,145
Listen, listen.
I'm a victim.
836
00:52:18,165 --> 00:52:19,487
Oh, you were a victim?
Of what?
837
00:52:19,522 --> 00:52:21,599
- Of what? A little 80-pound girl--
- Of--Of...
838
00:52:21,709 --> 00:52:23,364
It's like getting humped
in the neck by a mountain ox.
839
00:52:23,379 --> 00:52:24,757
You didn't have to put
your tongue in her mouth.
840
00:52:24,792 --> 00:52:25,760
- I didn't.
- You did.
841
00:52:25,780 --> 00:52:28,208
Look, you ever had your stomach tounged
by a mountain ox with a 5-foot tong?
842
00:52:28,243 --> 00:52:29,880
It's not fun for me,
okay, Mikaela.
843
00:52:29,915 --> 00:52:33,556
And it smelled like--like diesel.
Like a diesel he dinged to it.
844
00:52:33,591 --> 00:52:35,043
You're such a little girl.
845
00:52:35,078 --> 00:52:37,122
You have ten seconds
of silence, right now.
846
00:52:37,157 --> 00:52:38,395
I'm not talking to you
for ten seconds.
847
00:52:38,425 --> 00:52:40,187
No, you can't give me the silence.
You know what?
848
00:52:40,399 --> 00:52:42,816
I'm not talking to you for ten seconds.
You have three seconds left.
849
00:52:42,851 --> 00:52:44,206
You know, what?
You can give me the silence you want,
850
00:52:44,241 --> 00:52:45,939
all you want but you can't
give me the talking...
851
00:52:46,281 --> 00:52:47,087
W-What were you gonna say?
852
00:52:47,122 --> 00:52:48,584
I hope you had a lot of fun
because this--
853
00:52:48,619 --> 00:52:49,817
This is over!
854
00:52:49,860 --> 00:52:51,095
Did she finally led you
to orbits?
855
00:52:51,125 --> 00:52:53,700
You threw a broom?
She did it, she went in it?
856
00:52:55,401 --> 00:52:57,972
...gestating in that inside of you.
You're going right now, bro.
857
00:52:57,544 --> 00:52:59,603
You need to vomit right now.
Yak it, yak it.
858
00:52:59,704 --> 00:53:01,691
- Right now!
- Who are you?
859
00:53:01,906 --> 00:53:04,022
I am the only one who
everybody can spit, okay?
860
00:53:04,057 --> 00:53:04,875
I'm the key to this.
861
00:53:05,056 --> 00:53:06,629
Aliens; they want me
because of my site.
862
00:53:07,010 --> 00:53:07,562
Whoa!
863
00:53:18,020 --> 00:53:18,776
Run!
864
00:53:22,990 --> 00:53:24,336
Mikaela!
865
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:43,274
Watch out.
We get in.
866
00:53:44,243 --> 00:53:45,398
It's a bomb!
867
00:53:55,390 --> 00:53:56,553
We gotta get
that box.
868
00:54:00,292 --> 00:54:01,073
This way.
869
00:54:01,288 --> 00:54:03,264
<i>Hey, let me out,
let me out!</i>
870
00:54:04,358 --> 00:54:06,197
Oh my God,
you know to hot-wire a car?
871
00:54:06,470 --> 00:54:07,977
- That's so hot.
- Drive, drive, drive.
872
00:54:08,012 --> 00:54:09,215
She went there,
she went there!
873
00:54:12,868 --> 00:54:13,792
W-wait!
874
00:54:13,885 --> 00:54:14,970
They can....
875
00:54:18,732 --> 00:54:20,324
Cut, cut, cut.
876
00:54:27,156 --> 00:54:28,274
Oh God!
877
00:54:34,148 --> 00:54:35,541
Kiss this, bitch.
878
00:54:41,240 --> 00:54:42,356
Drive, drive, drive,
drive, drive, drive.
879
00:54:45,878 --> 00:54:47,312
Okay, so what else's
going right now, alright,
880
00:54:47,312 --> 00:54:48,840
did you guys just mess
with the minor details?
881
00:54:51,327 --> 00:54:53,469
Thing you saw back there.
That was a little babe.
882
00:54:58,990 --> 00:55:01,377
Whoa!
Oh my God! Oh my God!
883
00:55:05,260 --> 00:55:06,504
Sam!
884
00:55:11,070 --> 00:55:12,194
- Sam!
- Hold on!
885
00:55:12,677 --> 00:55:13,400
Hold on.
886
00:55:15,870 --> 00:55:16,876
Sam!
887
00:55:19,510 --> 00:55:22,310
I don't want to die!
We're going to die! Oh my God!
888
00:55:47,606 --> 00:55:49,240
Oh, Jesus!
Oh, jeez!
889
00:55:57,850 --> 00:55:59,587
Come here, boy.
890
00:56:00,850 --> 00:56:02,197
Closer.
891
00:56:03,650 --> 00:56:04,116
Okay.
892
00:56:04,151 --> 00:56:07,750
- You remember me, don't you?
- I did what you said, okay?
893
00:56:08,909 --> 00:56:10,450
- Just don't hurt us.
- Shut up!
894
00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:12,254
Sam!
895
00:56:22,970 --> 00:56:26,151
It feels good
to grab your first.
896
00:56:27,580 --> 00:56:32,380
I am going to kill you,
slowly, painfully.
897
00:56:32,415 --> 00:56:36,975
But first, we have
some delicate work to do.
898
00:56:40,630 --> 00:56:42,789
I could snap your ribs off.
899
00:56:43,150 --> 00:56:46,950
Doctor, examine
this alien specimen.
900
00:56:49,430 --> 00:56:51,046
Sick of your face now.
901
00:57:12,182 --> 00:57:13,991
Go that way.
902
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:23,422
A wormy that's crabby--
903
00:57:36,180 --> 00:57:38,715
- Oh, there they are.
- That's what I'm seeing in my head.
904
00:57:38,750 --> 00:57:41,702
These symbols can lead us
to the Energon source.
905
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:45,240
We must tear the brain!
906
00:57:47,630 --> 00:57:50,562
Brain?
What does he mean by my brain?
907
00:57:50,597 --> 00:57:52,681
Well, you have something
on your mind.
908
00:57:52,716 --> 00:57:55,059
- Something I need.
- Hold on. I know you're pissed.
909
00:57:55,079 --> 00:57:55,756
I know you're pissed.
910
00:57:55,786 --> 00:57:57,681
Because I tried to kill you
and it's completely understandable.
911
00:57:57,716 --> 00:57:59,258
Somebody tried to kill me,
I'd be upset too.
912
00:57:59,293 --> 00:58:01,783
I think that
we have an opportunity here
913
00:58:01,818 --> 00:58:04,830
to start a new and--and
develop our relationship,
914
00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:07,411
and--and,
see where it leads us, okay?
915
00:58:07,446 --> 00:58:08,651
So you just call
doctor inspection,
916
00:58:08,686 --> 00:58:10,329
I'll let you talk
in five seconds.
917
00:58:10,650 --> 00:58:11,289
W-Wait...
918
00:58:17,990 --> 00:58:18,834
Go, go.
919
00:58:23,038 --> 00:58:23,978
Go, go, go.
920
00:58:50,905 --> 00:58:51,898
Sam!
921
00:59:08,369 --> 00:59:09,238
Go, go, go, go!
922
00:59:10,270 --> 00:59:11,311
Here he comes!
923
00:59:18,650 --> 00:59:21,722
Hide, Sam!
Hide.
924
00:59:30,429 --> 00:59:31,609
Weak.
925
00:59:33,993 --> 00:59:34,955
Puny.
926
00:59:35,516 --> 00:59:36,438
Voiced-up.
927
00:59:40,798 --> 00:59:43,424
Junkyard drone.
928
00:59:44,410 --> 00:59:46,176
Decepticons!
929
00:59:55,550 --> 00:59:57,549
Come here, boy.
930
01:00:27,450 --> 01:00:30,874
There is another source of Energon
hidden on this planet.
931
01:00:30,909 --> 01:00:32,983
The boy can lead us to it.
932
01:00:37,534 --> 01:00:38,910
Optimus!
933
01:00:52,176 --> 01:00:57,674
Is the future of our race
not worth a single human life?
934
01:00:57,675 --> 01:00:58,829
Op, get up!
935
01:00:58,830 --> 01:01:01,280
You'll never stop at one.
936
01:01:02,590 --> 01:01:04,517
I'll take you all alive.
937
01:01:46,189 --> 01:01:48,006
Sam, where are you?
938
01:01:52,225 --> 01:01:55,206
You are so weak.
939
01:02:19,277 --> 01:02:23,764
At last, Prime is dead.
940
01:02:31,964 --> 01:02:34,262
Sam, run.
941
01:02:46,787 --> 01:02:48,430
Autobots, attack!
942
01:02:53,249 --> 01:02:54,785
Bumblebee,
get them out of here.
943
01:03:08,703 --> 01:03:09,743
This is Lennox.
944
01:03:22,610 --> 01:03:24,004
That went well.
945
01:03:24,724 --> 01:03:26,398
Lost the boy, Master.
946
01:03:26,438 --> 01:03:28,852
The Autobots must be shielding
the signals.
947
01:03:29,325 --> 01:03:31,629
- I can't even rely on you.
- Sorry. No.
948
01:03:31,659 --> 01:03:33,824
What a simple insect!
949
01:03:35,081 --> 01:03:38,012
- What insect amongst severed billion--
- Shut up.
950
01:03:39,639 --> 01:03:41,281
It could be anywhere.
951
01:03:41,972 --> 01:03:45,461
Then we will force them
to find him for us.
952
01:03:45,774 --> 01:03:48,734
It's time for the world
to know of our presence.
953
01:03:49,028 --> 01:03:52,253
No more disguises,
no mercy!
954
01:03:52,554 --> 01:03:56,168
Time has come
for my master's arrival.
955
01:04:00,031 --> 01:04:03,514
Decepticons, mobilise.
956
01:04:03,515 --> 01:04:05,517
It is time.
957
01:04:20,061 --> 01:04:22,595
<i>Oh, that single's good!</i>
958
01:04:22,796 --> 01:04:25,104
<i>Speaking French
is so exciting.</i>
959
01:04:25,105 --> 01:04:26,958
Oh God,
who is this?
960
01:04:28,908 --> 01:04:31,908
Hello-- I mean,
uh, bon--bonswa (good afternoon)!
961
01:04:33,073 --> 01:04:35,051
What?
Who is this?
962
01:04:36,419 --> 01:04:37,916
Oh, for Pete's sakes.
963
01:04:38,110 --> 01:04:40,976
I'm not impressed
with your perverted mouth breathing.
964
01:05:21,171 --> 01:05:22,285
Oh, jeez.
965
01:05:22,475 --> 01:05:25,074
You are invading my space.
I'm gonna have to drop you.
966
01:05:25,109 --> 01:05:26,246
Would you get out
of here?
967
01:05:26,479 --> 01:05:28,245
Might freak me out.
968
01:05:28,948 --> 01:05:30,170
We're gonna try
new things.
969
01:05:30,220 --> 01:05:31,789
Looks like Candian goosepoop.
970
01:05:34,225 --> 01:05:35,337
It's nasty.
971
01:05:40,685 --> 01:05:42,069
That's fine, 1-2-5.
972
01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:51,089
Revenge is mine.
973
01:07:15,984 --> 01:07:19,544
<i>...port accident
for a terrorist attack, or worse.</i>
974
01:07:19,579 --> 01:07:21,665
Negative.
NORAD confirmed
975
01:07:21,715 --> 01:07:24,174
project came
from beyond our atmosphere
976
01:07:24,175 --> 01:07:26,394
inbound at 30,000 knot.
977
01:07:40,272 --> 01:07:43,533
<i>Citizens
of the human hive,</i>
978
01:07:43,864 --> 01:07:47,491
<i>your leaders
have withheld the truth.</i>
979
01:07:47,580 --> 01:07:51,534
<i>You are not alone
in this universe.</i>
980
01:07:51,569 --> 01:07:54,736
<i>We have lived among you,
hidden...</i>
981
01:07:56,243 --> 01:07:58,064
<i>but no more.</i>
982
01:07:58,426 --> 01:08:00,323
<i>As you've seen,</i>
983
01:08:00,592 --> 01:08:03,457
<i>we can destroy
your cities at will.</i>
984
01:08:05,434 --> 01:08:08,913
<i>Unless you turn over
this boy.</i>
985
01:08:13,480 --> 01:08:15,625
<i>If you resist us,</i>
986
01:08:15,885 --> 01:08:20,296
<i>we will destroy the world,
as you know it.</i>
987
01:08:20,595 --> 01:08:22,404
<i>What we're hearing from
the German government is that</i>
988
01:08:22,454 --> 01:08:25,263
<i>the world broadcast
is a satellite hacking.</i>
989
01:08:25,264 --> 01:08:26,669
<i>The military
has just told us</i>
990
01:08:26,719 --> 01:08:28,809
<i>they have assumed
Condition Delta,</i>
991
01:08:28,838 --> 01:08:31,606
<i>which is the highest level
we've been at since 9/11.</i>
992
01:08:31,641 --> 01:08:33,661
<i>President Obama
is being flown to a bunker,</i>
993
01:08:33,662 --> 01:08:35,354
<i>somewhere in the middle
of the United States.</i>
994
01:08:35,389 --> 01:08:38,164
<i>in the phase of the worst
simultaneous attacks ever</i>
995
01:08:38,199 --> 01:08:39,402
<i>around the globe.</i>
996
01:08:39,643 --> 01:08:43,451
<i>The aircraft carrier, USS Roosevelt,
goes down off the East Coast</i>
997
01:08:43,486 --> 01:08:45,039
<i>all hands lost.</i>
998
01:08:45,140 --> 01:08:48,661
<i>Worldwide casualties
are in the neighbourhood of 7,000,</i>
999
01:08:48,692 --> 01:08:50,286
<i>but that number
could implode.</i>
1000
01:08:50,306 --> 01:08:51,539
It's still too early to tell.
1001
01:08:51,569 --> 01:08:53,791
What we need to ask now,
is who and why.
1002
01:08:53,792 --> 01:08:56,777
<i>The FBI is still trying
to locate the boy, Sam Witwicky.</i>
1003
01:08:56,812 --> 01:08:59,608
Within deep, they have information
about this.
1004
01:08:59,847 --> 01:09:02,055
The FBI, CIA and Interpol
1005
01:09:02,090 --> 01:09:05,213
<i>are all seeking the cooperation
of worldwide law enforcements.</i>
1006
01:09:05,244 --> 01:09:06,430
Hey bro, you need
to listen to this, man.
1007
01:09:06,459 --> 01:09:08,388
- You gotta check this out.
- <i>Once they have a traffic camera</i>
1008
01:09:08,423 --> 01:09:10,337
- <i>spotting a Sam Witwicky.</i>
- They have a picture of me, man.
1009
01:09:10,372 --> 01:09:14,034
We're dead, bro.
FBI, CIA, we're wanted fugitives now.
1010
01:09:14,088 --> 01:09:15,769
I just need you to focus
just one minute, man.
1011
01:09:15,804 --> 01:09:17,563
This thing is blowing
to a whole another level, alright.
1012
01:09:17,598 --> 01:09:19,045
- You know one thing--
- Remove this thing.
1013
01:09:19,046 --> 01:09:20,129
They can track us.
Do you see this?
1014
01:09:20,164 --> 01:09:20,868
What?
1015
01:09:23,296 --> 01:09:24,456
They can track us?
1016
01:09:24,669 --> 01:09:26,206
Like satellite-track us?
1017
01:09:26,399 --> 01:09:28,414
Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay,
I'm not even with you guys.
1018
01:09:28,445 --> 01:09:31,012
Technically, I'm like a hostage.
This is kidnapping. Enough--
1019
01:09:31,042 --> 01:09:32,303
Yo, Leo!
1020
01:09:32,481 --> 01:09:34,730
This thing's gonna give me
a heart attack, I swear.
1021
01:09:34,765 --> 01:09:36,758
- That's 'cause you was a wuss.
- You did force me into the car, right?
1022
01:09:36,793 --> 01:09:38,123
- So...
- Oh, I think you scared.
1023
01:09:38,158 --> 01:09:39,091
Hey, Mudflap.
1024
01:09:39,300 --> 01:09:40,708
What are we going to do
with this shrimp taco?
1025
01:09:40,748 --> 01:09:42,319
Just pop a cap in his ass,
throw him in the trunk
1026
01:09:42,350 --> 01:09:43,643
and nobody gonna know nothing,
y'know I mean?
1027
01:09:43,678 --> 01:09:45,650
- Wait, now my trunk--
- Yo, bumper cars,
1028
01:09:45,651 --> 01:09:47,319
Check it out.
I'm hearing you, okay?
1029
01:09:47,349 --> 01:09:49,116
I'm right here
and I can hear you.
1030
01:09:49,146 --> 01:09:51,715
No one's popping any caps
in any asses, okay?
1031
01:09:51,734 --> 01:09:53,175
I've had a hell of a day.
1032
01:09:54,238 --> 01:09:56,589
Why don't you get a haircut
with your bitch ass?
1033
01:09:56,590 --> 01:09:57,715
Go whine
to your boyfriend.
1034
01:09:57,720 --> 01:09:59,416
Listen Sam, I know
what I'm gonna do, man.
1035
01:09:59,451 --> 01:10:00,537
Look, I'm just going to go
to the authorities
1036
01:10:00,579 --> 01:10:02,073
and tell them the truth.
Like I had nothing to do with this,
1037
01:10:02,092 --> 01:10:02,922
- I'm an accomplice.
- Hey, hey!
1038
01:10:02,957 --> 01:10:04,563
You wanted this, right?
You wanted the real deal?
1039
01:10:04,604 --> 01:10:06,695
'Cause that's what this is.
Wake up! You're in the middle of it.
1040
01:10:06,730 --> 01:10:08,691
You wanna run, go ahead,
no one's stopping you.
1041
01:10:09,995 --> 01:10:11,198
Stop complaining.
1042
01:10:47,803 --> 01:10:49,211
What is the meaning
of this?
1043
01:10:49,646 --> 01:10:51,633
You dare
point your gun at me?
1044
01:10:51,634 --> 01:10:55,457
You want a piece of me?
I will tear you apart!
1045
01:10:57,283 --> 01:10:59,613
Drop your weapons!
Drop your weapons!
1046
01:10:59,648 --> 01:11:01,350
- Tell them to lower the weapons.
- Tell them first.
1047
01:11:01,381 --> 01:11:03,485
- Tell them to lower the weapons!
- Major, there's nothing I can do.
1048
01:11:03,524 --> 01:11:04,299
Talk to him.
1049
01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:06,448
US teams deactivated, Major.
1050
01:11:06,990 --> 01:11:09,584
You are decease
anti-Decepticon operations,
1051
01:11:09,614 --> 01:11:11,982
and return to Diego Garcia.
Any further orders?
1052
01:11:12,012 --> 01:11:14,232
No. We take our orders
direct from Chairman Morshower.
1053
01:11:14,272 --> 01:11:16,443
Well, I'll see your chairman
and the Joint Chiefs of Staff
1054
01:11:16,473 --> 01:11:18,797
but I will raise you
a President of the United States.
1055
01:11:18,837 --> 01:11:20,465
I have operational command now.
1056
01:11:20,500 --> 01:11:22,829
An alien blood feud
has been brought to our shores
1057
01:11:22,864 --> 01:11:24,547
for which our soldiers
are paying the price.
1058
01:11:24,999 --> 01:11:28,012
The secret is out.
This is our war now.
1059
01:11:28,208 --> 01:11:29,885
And we will win it
as we always have,
1060
01:11:30,066 --> 01:11:32,155
with a coordinated
military strategy.
1061
01:11:32,190 --> 01:11:34,827
This fool
is terribly misinformed.
1062
01:11:35,019 --> 01:11:36,583
You're gonna get every assets
that you've got.
1063
01:11:36,618 --> 01:11:38,318
What we need is
to draw our battle plans.
1064
01:11:38,501 --> 01:11:40,690
What we explore every possible,
diplomatic solution.
1065
01:11:40,691 --> 01:11:42,102
Like what:
Handing over the kid?
1066
01:11:43,486 --> 01:11:45,175
All options
are being considered.
1067
01:11:45,957 --> 01:11:47,929
Whatever the Decepticons
are after,
1068
01:11:48,300 --> 01:11:49,747
this is just the start.
1069
01:11:49,868 --> 01:11:51,486
Wait, there is no negotiating
with them.
1070
01:11:51,507 --> 01:11:53,157
I'm ordering you
to stand down.
1071
01:11:53,158 --> 01:11:54,584
You won't be needing this
any more.
1072
01:11:54,966 --> 01:11:56,987
Get your assets
back to base.
1073
01:11:57,499 --> 01:12:00,098
Take that scrap metal
back to Diego Garcia.
1074
01:12:01,958 --> 01:12:02,308
Let's go.
1075
01:12:04,033 --> 01:12:05,709
I really don't
like that dude.
1076
01:12:06,301 --> 01:12:08,161
He's a asshole.
1077
01:12:08,422 --> 01:12:10,834
<i>Autobots,
report to hangar for transport.</i>
1078
01:12:11,036 --> 01:12:13,659
Ironhide,
we should leave this planet.
1079
01:12:13,800 --> 01:12:16,211
That's not what
Optimus would want.
1080
01:12:35,382 --> 01:12:37,099
There's nothing
that you could have done.
1081
01:12:41,924 --> 01:12:43,985
- You okay?
- Yeah.
1082
01:12:47,158 --> 01:12:49,959
Bee, if you hate me,
I understand.
1083
01:12:57,798 --> 01:12:58,965
I messed up.
1084
01:13:00,332 --> 01:13:01,370
I'm sorry.
1085
01:13:02,976 --> 01:13:07,111
- Young fella, you are...
- ...person I care about most in my life.
1086
01:13:07,146 --> 01:13:09,944
- If there's anything you need...
- I won't be far away.
1087
01:13:12,206 --> 01:13:13,589
He's dead
because of me.
1088
01:13:14,356 --> 01:13:16,074
He came in
to protect me instead.
1089
01:13:16,415 --> 01:13:19,093
There's some things
you just can't change.
1090
01:13:19,128 --> 01:13:20,600
So this sacrifice was...
1091
01:13:20,855 --> 01:13:23,328
will not have been in vain,
hallelujah!
1092
01:13:24,795 --> 01:13:26,617
We make it right
when we turn myself in.
1093
01:13:26,860 --> 01:13:28,834
But we,
we've got to stick together.
1094
01:13:33,501 --> 01:13:35,217
You're not gonna do that.
1095
01:13:36,743 --> 01:13:37,477
Yes, I am.
1096
01:13:41,599 --> 01:13:44,280
Everything we worked for
will be wiped out.
1097
01:13:44,281 --> 01:13:45,509
In one day.
1098
01:13:48,208 --> 01:13:49,643
- You two.
- Huh?
1099
01:13:50,196 --> 01:13:51,369
Hey, you know the glyphs?
1100
01:13:52,122 --> 01:13:53,915
The symbols that have been
rattling around in my head.
1101
01:13:54,453 --> 01:13:56,502
That's old school, yo.
1102
01:13:56,503 --> 01:13:58,672
That's like--
That's Cybertonian.
1103
01:13:58,711 --> 01:14:00,274
Oh, that's some
serious stuff in there.
1104
01:14:00,275 --> 01:14:01,928
They gotta mean something,
like a message...
1105
01:14:01,963 --> 01:14:03,313
or, like a--
like a map!
1106
01:14:03,348 --> 01:14:04,887
Like a map
to an Energon source.
1107
01:14:04,900 --> 01:14:05,651
Can you read this?
1108
01:14:06,189 --> 01:14:07,483
- Read? Nah.
- You see that?
1109
01:14:08,392 --> 01:14:10,062
No, we--we don't really do
much reading.
1110
01:14:10,102 --> 01:14:11,353
- Not so much.
- Well if you can't read it,
1111
01:14:11,373 --> 01:14:12,289
we gotta find
somebody who can.
1112
01:14:12,319 --> 01:14:14,370
Oh, look, who came
stashing and back.
1113
01:14:14,405 --> 01:14:16,056
Hair grown like a chip,
there, look it.
1114
01:14:16,091 --> 01:14:18,225
I had a bit of a mild
panic attack earlier, alright?
1115
01:14:18,255 --> 01:14:19,183
That's 'cause
you're a pussy.
1116
01:14:19,542 --> 01:14:21,227
I think I'm allowed that
considering what I've been through
1117
01:14:21,257 --> 01:14:22,782
and... I heard
you have a problem.
1118
01:14:22,801 --> 01:14:24,430
I think I know someone
who can help.
1119
01:14:24,684 --> 01:14:27,013
- Who?
- Robo-Warrior.
1120
01:14:27,885 --> 01:14:30,639
[SONG: New Divide
BAND: Linkin Park]
1121
01:14:30,781 --> 01:14:32,043
This guy, Robo-Warrior...
1122
01:14:32,083 --> 01:14:34,629
Everything about anything alien,
he's supposed to know.
1123
01:14:34,664 --> 01:14:36,028
One time
we hacked this site
1124
01:14:36,057 --> 01:14:40,693
and maybe, I saw some of your, uh...
alien drawings or whatever.
1125
01:14:52,887 --> 01:14:53,648
This is it.
1126
01:14:54,260 --> 01:14:55,992
Yep, deli. Good front.
1127
01:14:56,445 --> 01:14:58,853
Alright, wait here.
I'll give you the go/no go, alright?
1128
01:14:59,698 --> 01:15:03,270
- Number 42, we got your--
- ...in the frying and then smoke it.
1129
01:15:03,310 --> 01:15:04,925
Ma, you want me
to cut my handle off or what?
1130
01:15:04,955 --> 01:15:07,974
- You order a terrible piece of fishing.
- I'm like a ninja, with a blade.
1131
01:15:07,994 --> 01:15:09,055
Get out of here!
1132
01:15:09,090 --> 01:15:11,507
Hey, Sam!
Watch your reach, huh?
1133
01:15:11,527 --> 01:15:12,992
Take a number,
young man.
1134
01:15:13,586 --> 01:15:14,750
Robo-Warrior.
1135
01:15:16,742 --> 01:15:17,453
Know him?
1136
01:15:17,775 --> 01:15:18,916
I never heard of him.
1137
01:15:18,917 --> 01:15:21,223
You never heard of
TheRealEffingDeal.com?
1138
01:15:21,224 --> 01:15:24,059
You must be talking about
that amateur blog operation
1139
01:15:24,094 --> 01:15:26,265
with GameBoy level security.
1140
01:15:26,266 --> 01:15:27,468
Robo-Warrior.
1141
01:15:28,250 --> 01:15:30,288
It's him. It's him!
That's the guy right there.
1142
01:15:30,323 --> 01:15:31,251
That's him.
1143
01:15:32,315 --> 01:15:33,265
No.
1144
01:15:34,268 --> 01:15:35,301
You gotta be kidding me.
1145
01:15:35,302 --> 01:15:37,799
Alright, meat store's closed.
Everybody out!
1146
01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:38,930
Go, right now!
1147
01:15:40,683 --> 01:15:42,101
Wait a minute,
you know this guy?
1148
01:15:42,102 --> 01:15:43,582
- We're old friends.
- Whoa, friend,
1149
01:15:43,617 --> 01:15:46,292
you are the case
that shut down Sector 7.
1150
01:15:46,293 --> 01:15:47,830
Got the tie-bash
disbandment,
1151
01:15:47,865 --> 01:15:51,176
no more security clearance,
no retirement, no nothing.
1152
01:15:51,211 --> 01:15:54,262
All 'cause of you,
and your little criminal girlfriend.
1153
01:15:54,291 --> 01:15:55,828
Look at her now,
so mature.
1154
01:15:55,829 --> 01:15:58,636
Moron, where's the wifresh?
1155
01:15:58,636 --> 01:16:00,573
Don't catch me
with the thing.
1156
01:16:00,633 --> 01:16:01,950
- Yakov!
- What?
1157
01:16:02,131 --> 01:16:04,208
You don't get Christmas bonus
just standing around.
1158
01:16:04,331 --> 01:16:06,176
You want those new teeth
you saw in SkyMall?
1159
01:16:06,414 --> 01:16:08,291
- It's my dream.
- Help around.
1160
01:16:09,145 --> 01:16:10,972
- You live with your momma?
- No, my momma lives with me,
1161
01:16:11,002 --> 01:16:11,597
it's a big difference.
1162
01:16:11,632 --> 01:16:13,558
They got your face
all over the news, alien boy.
1163
01:16:13,593 --> 01:16:15,713
- Yeah, I know.
- And NBE-1, still kicking, huh?
1164
01:16:15,970 --> 01:16:17,035
How did that happen?
1165
01:16:17,251 --> 01:16:19,301
Don't answer.
I don't know what you're hiding,
1166
01:16:19,336 --> 01:16:20,613
but I don't want anything
to do with it
1167
01:16:20,653 --> 01:16:22,979
so, goodbye, you never saw me.
I got bagels to schmidt.
1168
01:16:23,315 --> 01:16:24,679
Well, give me 5 seconds.
1169
01:16:24,680 --> 01:16:26,165
Look, hold on,
I need your help.
1170
01:16:26,200 --> 01:16:28,622
Really,
you need my help?
1171
01:16:28,911 --> 01:16:29,482
I need--
1172
01:16:29,772 --> 01:16:32,067
Look, I am slowly
losing my mind, okay?
1173
01:16:32,161 --> 01:16:33,968
I had a little Crabbot,
placed the device
1174
01:16:33,998 --> 01:16:35,520
deep into the soft tissues
of my brain,
1175
01:16:35,555 --> 01:16:37,234
and started projecting
little alien symbols
1176
01:16:37,269 --> 01:16:38,227
like a whole freaking movie
1177
01:16:38,262 --> 01:16:40,009
and on top of that,
I'm a wanted fugitive.
1178
01:16:40,044 --> 01:16:41,190
So you think
you got it rough?
1179
01:16:41,201 --> 01:16:43,370
You said it projected images
of your brain?
1180
01:16:43,371 --> 01:16:44,195
Right.
1181
01:16:44,811 --> 01:16:46,125
Meat locker, now!
1182
01:16:46,741 --> 01:16:47,998
- Dead pigs.
- Yuck.
1183
01:16:48,012 --> 01:16:49,964
What you're about to see
is top secret.
1184
01:16:50,927 --> 01:16:52,836
Do not tell my mother.
1185
01:16:53,951 --> 01:16:55,091
Dead pigs, swine flu.
1186
01:16:55,121 --> 01:16:56,074
- Not good.
- Now you know.
1187
01:16:56,266 --> 01:16:58,002
Next time, you eat
a goat or a pig.
1188
01:16:58,003 --> 01:16:59,251
There's a story
behind this.
1189
01:16:59,286 --> 01:17:00,599
Yeah,
there's a story.
1190
01:17:01,002 --> 01:17:02,864
<i>...you're saying
you believe in aliens?</i>
1191
01:17:02,899 --> 01:17:04,222
Okay, files, files.
1192
01:17:04,374 --> 01:17:06,003
We're talking about symbols.
1193
01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:09,080
Hey! Still radioactive.
Hands off.
1194
01:17:10,243 --> 01:17:11,636
Okay, Cube-brain.
1195
01:17:12,687 --> 01:17:14,735
Any of these look like
the symbols you saw?
1196
01:17:14,979 --> 01:17:15,954
Where did you get these?
1197
01:17:16,424 --> 01:17:17,968
Before I got fired.
1198
01:17:17,971 --> 01:17:20,521
I coached S-7's
scrawny, drooly...
1199
01:17:20,556 --> 01:17:25,579
75 years of alien research
which points to one inescapable fact:
1200
01:17:25,614 --> 01:17:30,196
The Transformers;
they've been here a long, long time.
1201
01:17:30,231 --> 01:17:30,873
How do I know?
1202
01:17:32,270 --> 01:17:34,232
Archaeologists found
these unexplained markings
1203
01:17:34,267 --> 01:17:36,698
and ancient runes
all over the world.
1204
01:17:37,039 --> 01:17:39,052
China, Egypt, Greece.
1205
01:17:39,865 --> 01:17:41,310
Shot at 1932.
1206
01:17:41,651 --> 01:17:43,316
These the symbols
you're seeing in your head?
1207
01:17:43,507 --> 01:17:45,792
- Yeah.
- Same ones over here, right?
1208
01:17:46,505 --> 01:17:50,641
So, tell me, how did they end up
all drawing the same thing?
1209
01:17:52,055 --> 01:17:53,215
Aliens.
1210
01:17:53,457 --> 01:17:55,150
And I think
some of them stayed.
1211
01:17:55,185 --> 01:17:56,078
Check this out.
1212
01:17:56,238 --> 01:17:58,153
Project Black Knife.
1213
01:17:58,484 --> 01:18:02,193
Robots, in disguise.
Hiding here.
1214
01:18:02,475 --> 01:18:03,167
All along.
1215
01:18:03,198 --> 01:18:06,286
We detected radioactive signatures
all across the country.
1216
01:18:06,529 --> 01:18:09,968
I pleaded on my knees
with S-7 to investigate it
1217
01:18:09,988 --> 01:18:13,570
but they said
the readings were infantesimal.
1218
01:18:13,605 --> 01:18:16,260
That I was obsessed!
1219
01:18:16,331 --> 01:18:17,878
Me, can you imagine that?
1220
01:18:18,931 --> 01:18:21,271
Megatron said that there was
another Energon source here.
1221
01:18:21,306 --> 01:18:23,073
- On Earth? On another source?
- On Earth.
1222
01:18:23,271 --> 01:18:24,312
Okay,
and that these symbols,
1223
01:18:24,353 --> 01:18:25,906
the maps in my head
would lead him there.
1224
01:18:26,171 --> 01:18:27,917
Should you talk
to your Autobot friends?
1225
01:18:27,941 --> 01:18:29,147
No, no, no,
the source is before.
1226
01:18:29,187 --> 01:18:31,807
Whatever the Energon source is,
it predates them. It's before them.
1227
01:18:32,081 --> 01:18:33,577
- So it comes before that.
- Correct.
1228
01:18:34,390 --> 01:18:35,502
Well then, report...
1229
01:18:35,803 --> 01:18:37,552
Unless we can talk
to a Decepticon.
1230
01:18:38,064 --> 01:18:40,192
I mean, I'm not on
speed terms or whatever...
1231
01:18:40,221 --> 01:18:41,690
Actually, I am.
1232
01:18:46,263 --> 01:18:47,288
Let me out!
1233
01:18:48,100 --> 01:18:49,959
- It could be a little bit sad.
- Open it.
1234
01:18:51,854 --> 01:18:54,402
I'm gonna so many Decepticons
on your butt!
1235
01:18:54,541 --> 01:18:55,529
Behave.
1236
01:18:55,541 --> 01:18:57,070
- What is it, a Decepticon?
- Yeah.
1237
01:18:57,334 --> 01:18:59,214
- Can you train him?
- Tried to.
1238
01:18:59,907 --> 01:19:02,610
I spent my whole adult life,
coming a plan of aliens.
1239
01:19:02,645 --> 01:19:04,155
- You're very furious--
- And you're carrying it around
1240
01:19:04,185 --> 01:19:05,932
what are you supposed to make
a little chihuahua.
1241
01:19:06,851 --> 01:19:08,969
Wanna throw it down,
you pubic fro-head?
1242
01:19:09,279 --> 01:19:11,979
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry about your eye.
1243
01:19:12,431 --> 01:19:13,847
You know,
but if you're a good boy,
1244
01:19:14,103 --> 01:19:15,861
then I'm not gonna torch
your other eye.
1245
01:19:15,896 --> 01:19:17,231
Okay?
I'm not gonna torch it.
1246
01:19:17,266 --> 01:19:19,236
Just tell me
what these symbols are.
1247
01:19:19,709 --> 01:19:20,340
Please.
1248
01:19:21,921 --> 01:19:22,622
Okay.
1249
01:19:23,936 --> 01:19:26,890
Oh, I know that.
That's the language of the Primes.
1250
01:19:28,254 --> 01:19:30,267
I don't read it, but uh,
these guys...
1251
01:19:30,743 --> 01:19:33,477
Where the frick did you find
photos of these guys?
1252
01:19:33,711 --> 01:19:34,684
- Is this them?
- Yeah.
1253
01:19:34,724 --> 01:19:37,395
Sakers, pal.
Oldest of the old.
1254
01:19:37,504 --> 01:19:39,086
Oh, they've been here for
thousands of years,
1255
01:19:39,116 --> 01:19:40,330
looking for something.
1256
01:19:40,365 --> 01:19:42,181
I don't know what,
nobody tells me nothing.
1257
01:19:42,216 --> 01:19:44,366
Oh, they'll translate
those symbols for ya.
1258
01:19:44,528 --> 01:19:46,026
And I know
where to find them.
1259
01:19:46,061 --> 01:19:46,825
Show us.
1260
01:19:51,922 --> 01:19:53,744
Closest one's
in Washington.
1261
01:19:56,346 --> 01:19:59,198
Smithsonian
Air and Space Museum.
1262
01:19:59,201 --> 01:20:01,534
Land of dreams
in there.
1263
01:20:02,126 --> 01:20:04,062
All I ever want to be
was an astronaut.
1264
01:20:05,860 --> 01:20:07,485
- Hold those.
- What is that?
1265
01:20:08,768 --> 01:20:09,382
What?
1266
01:20:09,383 --> 01:20:10,882
I wear them
when I'm in the funk.
1267
01:20:12,037 --> 01:20:15,060
So does Jeamby, Cheater.
It's a baseball thing.
1268
01:20:15,061 --> 01:20:18,113
Okay. Once you synchronize,
shop-mind and empty bladder
1269
01:20:18,148 --> 01:20:21,161
you get caught, demand an attorney
and don't ever say my name.
1270
01:20:21,196 --> 01:20:22,208
Here, take one
of these pills.
1271
01:20:22,249 --> 01:20:22,942
Slip it
under your tongue,
1272
01:20:22,977 --> 01:20:25,402
it's a high-concentrate polymer
they put in Oreo cookies.
1273
01:20:25,437 --> 01:20:27,232
Fools the polygraph,
everytime.
1274
01:20:27,267 --> 01:20:29,205
Okay, now let's get this show
on the road.
1275
01:20:29,661 --> 01:20:31,605
Whoa, no, listen.
I can't do this.
1276
01:20:31,635 --> 01:20:32,830
I'm not some
alien bounty hunter, alright?
1277
01:20:32,865 --> 01:20:34,188
'cause I'm not gonna do this.
Guards have guns,
1278
01:20:34,219 --> 01:20:35,838
- I don't want to die.
- Kid, kid, kid, kid, kid, kid.
1279
01:20:36,341 --> 01:20:38,982
You compromise this mission,
you are dead to me.
1280
01:20:39,041 --> 01:20:42,207
Now look into my eyes,
and tighten up that spare tank.
1281
01:20:42,586 --> 01:20:44,259
<i>The museum
is now closing.</i>
1282
01:20:44,651 --> 01:20:46,025
Papa, bad news, bro.
1283
01:20:46,065 --> 01:20:48,030
Ran out of toilet paper,
you got any out here?
1284
01:20:48,060 --> 01:20:50,222
- Please tell me you--
- Sir, I suggest you get in there.
1285
01:20:50,257 --> 01:20:51,716
The museum is closed.
1286
01:20:51,751 --> 01:20:54,411
Listen man, I understand that,
but as you can see, this is important.
1287
01:20:54,412 --> 01:20:56,239
Dumper-dumper.
I gotta go, alright?
1288
01:20:56,240 --> 01:20:58,889
Sir, you are a grown naked man
around showing...
1289
01:20:59,190 --> 01:21:01,837
- Pull your pants up and exit--
- I'm not going anywhere.
1290
01:21:06,734 --> 01:21:08,047
You got that paper,
right, sir?
1291
01:21:08,271 --> 01:21:09,369
You should be embarassed.
1292
01:21:09,370 --> 01:21:11,052
This a family museum, sir.
1293
01:21:29,668 --> 01:21:31,285
What is going on here?
1294
01:21:31,320 --> 01:21:33,220
How many times
can you get tased in the nuts?
1295
01:21:33,221 --> 01:21:35,761
So you covered the gates,
huh, you know.
1296
01:21:35,796 --> 01:21:38,245
You're an amateur man,
a rank amateur.
1297
01:21:41,806 --> 01:21:43,721
There's now five guards.
Five guards.
1298
01:21:43,930 --> 01:21:45,361
- You get this stuff and get out of here.
- Give me a second.
1299
01:21:45,658 --> 01:21:46,971
I gotta get
the tracker, alright.
1300
01:21:47,624 --> 01:21:49,859
- Be good.
- I'm claustrophobic.
1301
01:22:06,791 --> 01:22:08,993
Look, look.
Follow him, follow him.
1302
01:22:09,028 --> 01:22:09,846
He knows
where he's going.
1303
01:22:15,722 --> 01:22:16,935
- He knows something.
- What?
1304
01:22:16,970 --> 01:22:18,178
He knows something!
1305
01:22:24,361 --> 01:22:25,643
- You got what I got?
- Yeah.
1306
01:22:25,644 --> 01:22:26,543
Blackbird.
1307
01:22:29,875 --> 01:22:31,386
There he is.
1308
01:22:31,421 --> 01:22:35,248
This guy's a legend,
like--like the Chairman of the Board.
1309
01:22:35,283 --> 01:22:37,008
Yo, freshman,
put the shard.
1310
01:22:37,500 --> 01:22:39,587
And watch
the magic happen.
1311
01:22:46,634 --> 01:22:48,690
Oh shit,
it's a Decepticon!
1312
01:22:49,132 --> 01:22:50,765
- Decepticon?
- What is it?
1313
01:22:51,336 --> 01:22:52,715
Find the main tail!
1314
01:23:05,329 --> 01:23:08,129
What sort of hideous
mosalleem is this?
1315
01:23:09,701 --> 01:23:12,966
Semi pulls and days,
show yourselves!
1316
01:23:12,967 --> 01:23:15,211
Or suffer my infinite wrath!
1317
01:23:16,626 --> 01:23:19,373
W-wait, old spinal called
based organisms.
1318
01:23:20,543 --> 01:23:21,380
Bugger!
1319
01:23:22,455 --> 01:23:26,887
Behold the eternal glory
of Jetfire!
1320
01:23:26,922 --> 01:23:29,032
Prepare
for a systems' override.
1321
01:23:29,067 --> 01:23:30,544
I tell you, this guy
did not age well.
1322
01:23:30,579 --> 01:23:33,432
- He either heard it.
- Command these doors to open.
1323
01:23:33,714 --> 01:23:34,718
Fire!
1324
01:23:34,960 --> 01:23:37,588
Oh, I said, fire!
1325
01:23:38,639 --> 01:23:39,929
Bollocks.
1326
01:23:39,930 --> 01:23:42,053
Break that,
these worthless--
1327
01:23:42,629 --> 01:23:43,453
Wait a second.
1328
01:23:43,795 --> 01:23:47,315
Itching, wretching,
rust in my arse.
1329
01:23:47,805 --> 01:23:50,630
Oh, the museum's gonna be
very angry.
1330
01:23:50,665 --> 01:23:52,977
Very angry.
We gotta catch that plane!
1331
01:23:56,763 --> 01:23:58,140
I'm on a mission.
1332
01:23:58,812 --> 01:24:00,302
- W-wait, wait!
- Wait, wait, wait.
1333
01:24:00,681 --> 01:24:01,333
- Hey!
- What do you want?
1334
01:24:01,368 --> 01:24:02,476
Look,
we just want to talk!
1335
01:24:02,511 --> 01:24:04,366
I've no time to talk,
I'm on a mission!
1336
01:24:04,401 --> 01:24:06,219
I'm a mercenary goon-bringer.
1337
01:24:06,254 --> 01:24:08,298
- What planet am I on?
- Earth.
1338
01:24:08,340 --> 01:24:10,347
Earth?
Terrible name for a planet,
1339
01:24:10,382 --> 01:24:12,339
might as well
call it "dirt".
1340
01:24:12,340 --> 01:24:14,282
Planet dirt.
1341
01:24:14,323 --> 01:24:17,257
Tell me, is that robot civil war
still going on?
1342
01:24:17,820 --> 01:24:19,368
- Who's winning?
- The Decepticons.
1343
01:24:20,421 --> 01:24:22,590
Well, I changed sides
to the Autobots.
1344
01:24:22,625 --> 01:24:24,036
What do you mean,
"changed sides"?
1345
01:24:24,071 --> 01:24:25,012
It's a choice.
1346
01:24:25,047 --> 01:24:29,397
It's intensely personal decision.
So much negativity.
1347
01:24:29,456 --> 01:24:31,504
Who wants to live a life
filled with hate?
1348
01:24:31,539 --> 01:24:32,612
Meaning you don't have
to work for those
1349
01:24:32,643 --> 01:24:34,138
miserable,
freaking Decepticons?
1350
01:24:34,179 --> 01:24:37,542
If they set on their way,
they destroy the whole Universe.
1351
01:24:38,011 --> 01:24:40,326
I'm changing sides,
I'm changing sides, Warrior Goddess!
1352
01:24:40,688 --> 01:24:42,988
- Who's your little Autobot?
- Oh you cutes.
1353
01:24:43,021 --> 01:24:43,786
Name's Wheelie.
1354
01:24:44,408 --> 01:24:45,932
Say my name,
say my name!
1355
01:24:46,521 --> 01:24:48,217
What are you allowing
to happen to your foot just now?
1356
01:24:48,252 --> 01:24:49,476
At least he's faithful, Sam.
1357
01:24:49,516 --> 01:24:52,125
Yeah, well, he's faithful,
and he's nude and he's perverted.
1358
01:24:53,931 --> 01:24:55,153
Can you just--
Can you stop?
1359
01:24:55,203 --> 01:24:57,459
- Hey, what are you doing?
- ...I don't wanna argue it.
1360
01:24:57,494 --> 01:24:58,166
What were you saying?
1361
01:24:58,697 --> 01:25:00,901
I told you
my name was Jetfire!
1362
01:25:02,688 --> 01:25:04,652
Wow, someone shit in the bed
this morning?
1363
01:25:06,881 --> 01:25:08,425
Pretty stout
with my mother.
1364
01:25:08,546 --> 01:25:11,066
My ancestors have been here
for centuries.
1365
01:25:11,101 --> 01:25:13,912
My father, one was a wheel!
The first wheel!
1366
01:25:13,947 --> 01:25:15,958
- Do you know what he transformed into?
- No.
1367
01:25:16,212 --> 01:25:21,153
Nothing!
But he did so with honor, dignity and--
1368
01:25:29,222 --> 01:25:31,606
My boosters are fried.
1369
01:25:33,182 --> 01:25:34,688
I thought
we could help each other.
1370
01:25:34,689 --> 01:25:37,177
You know things I don't know.
I know things you don't know.
1371
01:25:37,178 --> 01:25:38,686
- I do.
- I don't think he knows anything.
1372
01:25:38,721 --> 01:25:39,847
Honestly, I don't know.
1373
01:25:43,494 --> 01:25:44,423
These vivid symbols,
1374
01:25:44,465 --> 01:25:46,131
they're symbols
but they are in my mind.
1375
01:25:46,171 --> 01:25:47,459
You see,
all this is in my mind.
1376
01:25:47,494 --> 01:25:49,463
And Megatron
wants what's in my mind.
1377
01:25:49,464 --> 01:25:50,753
Him and someone called
the Fallen.
1378
01:25:50,788 --> 01:25:54,313
The Fallen? I know him.
He left me here to rust.
1379
01:25:54,348 --> 01:25:55,729
The original Decepticon.
1380
01:25:55,757 --> 01:25:59,189
He's terrible to work for.
He's always apocalypse, chaos...
1381
01:26:00,006 --> 01:26:02,083
His suspects,
they were a part of my mission
1382
01:26:02,113 --> 01:26:03,852
the Fall and Search,
I remember now.
1383
01:26:03,892 --> 01:26:06,454
Of a dagger's tip
and the key!
1384
01:26:06,738 --> 01:26:08,577
Slow down.
The dagger's tip, the key,
1385
01:26:08,612 --> 01:26:10,016
- what are you talking about?
- No time to explain.
1386
01:26:10,017 --> 01:26:11,583
Hold on, everybody!
1387
01:26:39,247 --> 01:26:40,893
Well, that wasn't so bad.
1388
01:26:41,023 --> 01:26:42,765
I was overseeing
the wrong planet.
1389
01:26:42,805 --> 01:26:44,727
Hey, that frickin' hurt!
1390
01:26:46,373 --> 01:26:47,235
Oh, my God!
1391
01:26:54,361 --> 01:26:56,408
Oh, God!
1392
01:27:00,533 --> 01:27:03,891
Oh, my God! You beautiful face,
this will be a perfect moment.
1393
01:27:03,962 --> 01:27:05,944
Except you landed
on my testicles.
1394
01:27:06,356 --> 01:27:07,781
Please get off!
1395
01:27:10,674 --> 01:27:11,632
My balls!
1396
01:27:12,590 --> 01:27:14,175
Sam!
1397
01:27:15,104 --> 01:27:18,376
- Where are we? Simmons!
- Hey! Yeah!
1398
01:27:18,377 --> 01:27:19,512
Oh, my God.
1399
01:27:21,027 --> 01:27:23,348
What is this?
It's Vegas!
1400
01:27:23,383 --> 01:27:25,038
- You guys okay?
- Yeah!
1401
01:27:25,039 --> 01:27:27,939
Hey! I think
we're in Vegas!
1402
01:27:27,940 --> 01:27:29,435
That really, really hurts.
1403
01:27:29,476 --> 01:27:31,695
You're just lucky
that I didn't get hurt.
1404
01:27:31,696 --> 01:27:34,281
People could've gotten killed, okay?
And if I would have gotten hurt,
1405
01:27:34,282 --> 01:27:36,421
- you would have heard from--
- Oh, shut up!
1406
01:27:36,461 --> 01:27:38,233
I told you
I was opening the space bridge.
1407
01:27:38,263 --> 01:27:40,519
It's the fastest way
to travel to Egypt.
1408
01:27:40,520 --> 01:27:43,013
What did you tell us?
You didn't tell us anything!
1409
01:27:43,440 --> 01:27:45,569
You didn't tell us anything.
Why are we in Egypt?
1410
01:27:45,570 --> 01:27:48,258
Don't you dare
slip in with me, fleshwing.
1411
01:27:48,783 --> 01:27:51,166
- You would do the informed.
- Can you just stop for a second?
1412
01:27:51,196 --> 01:27:53,124
Can you focus?
Can you tell us why we're in Egypt
1413
01:27:53,159 --> 01:27:55,823
so we can all have a little bit
assemblance and peace of mind?
1414
01:27:55,824 --> 01:27:59,092
This planet was visited
by our race once before
1415
01:27:59,093 --> 01:28:01,998
by our earliest ancestors
a millenium ago.
1416
01:28:02,033 --> 01:28:05,028
They were on an exploratory mission
to harvest Energon,
1417
01:28:05,063 --> 01:28:07,647
the life blood
of our race.
1418
01:28:07,682 --> 01:28:10,614
Without it, we'll all perish,
oxidize and rust,
1419
00:19:58,452 --> 00:20:00,420
let my wretched self.
1420
01:28:12,628 --> 01:28:16,805
Do you have any idea what is
like a slowly fall of parton die?
1421
01:28:16,840 --> 01:28:19,675
Let's not get episodic, okay?
Old-timer.
1422
01:28:20,127 --> 01:28:25,560
Beginning, middle, end.
Facts, details, condense, plot, tell it.
1423
01:28:25,561 --> 01:28:30,532
Somewhere buried in this desert,
our ancestors built a great machine.
1424
01:28:30,704 --> 01:28:34,798
It harvests Energon
by destroying suns.
1425
01:28:34,908 --> 01:28:36,636
- Destroy suns?
- You mean blow them up?
1426
01:28:36,656 --> 01:28:40,301
Yes. You see, in the beginning,
there were seven Primes,
1427
01:28:40,341 --> 01:28:41,990
our original leaders.
1428
01:28:42,041 --> 01:28:45,999
And they set out in the Universe
seeking distant suns to harvest.
1429
01:28:46,588 --> 01:28:48,890
The Primes set out
with one rule:
1430
01:28:48,891 --> 01:28:52,032
Never destroy a planet
with life.
1431
01:28:52,033 --> 01:28:55,124
Until one of them
tried to defy this rule.
1432
01:28:55,159 --> 01:28:59,365
And his name, for ever more,
was the Fallen.
1433
01:29:01,073 --> 01:29:03,409
He despised
the human race.
1434
01:29:04,534 --> 01:29:08,609
And he wanted to kill you all
by turning on that machine.
1435
01:29:08,644 --> 01:29:13,035
The only way to activate it
is with a legendary key
1436
01:29:13,036 --> 01:29:16,161
called the Matrix of Leadership.
1437
01:29:22,414 --> 01:29:26,896
A great battle took place
over possession of the Matrix.
1438
01:29:31,273 --> 01:29:33,858
The Fallen who was
stronger at his will did,
1439
01:29:35,012 --> 01:29:39,995
surrendered no choice,
but to steal and hide it from him.
1440
01:29:40,479 --> 01:29:45,294
In the ultimate sacrifice, they gave
their lives to seal the Matrix away
1441
01:29:45,329 --> 01:29:48,618
in a tomb made of
their very own bodies.
1442
01:29:49,238 --> 01:29:52,226
A tomb
we cannot find.
1443
01:29:53,533 --> 01:29:56,434
Somewhere,
buried in this desert,
1444
01:29:56,469 --> 01:29:59,066
that deadly machine
remains.
1445
01:29:59,101 --> 01:30:01,294
The Fallen knows
where it is.
1446
01:30:01,329 --> 01:30:07,162
And if he finds the Tomb of the Primes,
your world will be no more.
1447
01:30:07,443 --> 01:30:08,938
Okay so how do we stop it?
1448
01:30:08,973 --> 01:30:11,116
Only a Prime
can defeat the Fallen.
1449
01:30:11,653 --> 01:30:12,718
Optimus Prime?
1450
01:30:15,553 --> 01:30:17,636
So you met a Prime?
1451
01:30:18,253 --> 01:30:20,791
You must have met
a great descendant.
1452
01:30:20,826 --> 01:30:21,743
Is he alive?
1453
01:30:21,993 --> 01:30:24,299
Here?
On this planet?
1454
01:30:24,593 --> 01:30:26,857
He sacrificed himself
to save me.
1455
01:30:27,593 --> 01:30:28,840
So he's dead.
1456
01:30:29,012 --> 01:30:30,876
Without a Prime,
it's impossible.
1457
01:30:31,177 --> 01:30:33,283
No one else
could stop the Fallen.
1458
01:30:33,318 --> 01:30:36,474
So the same energy that's going
to be used to reactivate the machine...
1459
01:30:37,203 --> 01:30:40,169
Could that energy somehow be used
to reactivate Optimus
1460
01:30:40,204 --> 01:30:41,170
and bring him
back to life?
1461
01:30:41,205 --> 01:30:43,211
It was never designed
for that purpose,
1462
01:30:43,246 --> 01:30:45,945
but it's an energy,
like no other.
1463
01:30:46,137 --> 01:30:50,069
So then how do you get us to the Matrix
before the Decepticons get to me?
1464
01:30:50,104 --> 01:30:53,375
Follow your mind, your map,
your symbols,
1465
01:30:53,410 --> 01:30:56,017
what you got in the sand,
it's your bloom.
1466
01:30:56,017 --> 01:30:58,271
When dawn alights
the Dagger's tip,
1467
01:30:58,311 --> 01:31:01,099
three kings will reveal
the doorway.
1468
01:31:01,133 --> 01:31:03,248
Find the doorway!
1469
01:31:03,283 --> 01:31:04,780
Go now, go!
1470
01:31:05,033 --> 01:31:07,999
That was my mission.
It's your mission now.
1471
01:31:08,034 --> 01:31:10,538
Go before
the Decepticons find me
1472
01:31:10,659 --> 01:31:12,541
and find you.
1473
01:31:18,854 --> 01:31:20,229
That was
my CIA contact.
1474
01:31:20,269 --> 01:31:22,685
Says Ancient Sumerian used to call
the Gulf of Aqaba
1475
01:31:22,735 --> 01:31:24,934
- the Dagger's Tip.
- That's the dagger's tip.
1476
01:31:24,969 --> 01:31:26,112
- It's part of the Red Sea.
- Got it.
1477
01:31:26,147 --> 01:31:28,350
It divides Egypt and Jordan
like the tip of a blade.
1478
01:31:28,385 --> 01:31:31,036
29 and a half degrees north.
35 east.
1479
01:31:31,471 --> 01:31:32,254
There it is.
1480
01:31:32,480 --> 01:31:34,663
Okay, first thing we gotta do
is get Optimus to Dagger's Tip.
1481
01:31:34,698 --> 01:31:36,292
How are you gonna get him
halfway around the world?
1482
01:31:37,103 --> 01:31:37,993
We're gonna make a call.
1483
01:31:41,332 --> 01:31:42,231
We got the cops.
1484
01:31:48,739 --> 01:31:50,354
I can't go to prison, guys!
1485
01:31:53,813 --> 01:31:56,458
Sam, you gotta get off
this road and lay low.
1486
01:32:07,033 --> 01:32:08,957
Man, they'll pick up.
1487
01:32:08,992 --> 01:32:11,236
This is just called
blending in like a ninja.
1488
01:32:11,409 --> 01:32:13,095
How about I'll lay my piss
in your face?
1489
01:32:14,096 --> 01:32:14,860
They're gone.
1490
01:32:15,592 --> 01:32:16,547
Wait another time.
1491
01:32:16,743 --> 01:32:17,881
How are you gonna make
the call to Lennox?
1492
01:32:17,916 --> 01:32:20,369
You are in the worldwide. What,
they're gonna tranquil in one base?
1493
01:32:20,404 --> 01:32:21,849
They'll track you here
in seconds.
1494
01:32:21,850 --> 01:32:23,801
CIA is all over this place.
1495
01:32:23,813 --> 01:32:24,775
You're gonna call?
1496
01:32:30,053 --> 01:32:32,023
Okay,
that's--that's a good idea.
1497
01:32:32,024 --> 01:32:33,670
- Alright?
- I mean I just was...
1498
01:32:34,139 --> 01:32:35,237
My mind in other things.
1499
01:32:35,272 --> 01:32:36,878
Like why don't you get
being chipped in prison.
1500
01:32:39,130 --> 01:32:41,759
<i>This departure:
2100 hours.</i>
1501
01:32:43,291 --> 01:32:44,674
So we're shipped in
back to base.
1502
01:32:45,467 --> 01:32:46,891
This is central at stake.
1503
01:32:52,273 --> 01:32:54,501
Major Lennox, phone call.
1504
01:32:55,224 --> 01:32:57,130
Lennox, I'm with the kid.
The kid, you know?
1505
01:32:57,395 --> 01:32:58,433
One with the attitude break?
1506
01:32:58,434 --> 01:32:59,972
I need the truck.
The truck.
1507
01:33:00,007 --> 01:33:02,723
We got a possible resurrection
going on over here.
1508
01:33:02,758 --> 01:33:03,874
You're not gonna believe
where we are.
1509
01:33:03,883 --> 01:33:07,008
Code Tot,
as in King Tutankhamen,
1510
01:33:07,038 --> 01:33:08,705
back of a $1 bill.
1511
01:33:09,123 --> 01:33:13,949
Coordinates for air-drop,
29.5 north, 34.88 east.
1512
01:33:13,984 --> 01:33:15,246
Get it.
Write it down, write it.
1513
01:33:15,649 --> 01:33:16,615
Oh, my God.
1514
01:33:16,650 --> 01:33:18,133
I gotta go, okay.
I hate the cops.
1515
01:33:18,134 --> 01:33:19,343
W-Wait, who are you?
1516
01:33:20,927 --> 01:33:23,460
Wait, it's me.
Leo, me, Leo, Leo. Leo.
1517
01:33:23,563 --> 01:33:24,874
The cops are coming right now.
We need to go.
1518
01:33:27,936 --> 01:33:31,467
Coordinates
29.5 north, 34.88 east.
1519
01:33:31,468 --> 01:33:33,885
Tip of the Red Sea,
Gulf of Aqaba.
1520
01:33:34,368 --> 01:33:35,232
Egypt.
1521
01:33:35,900 --> 01:33:36,992
Are you serious?
1522
01:33:38,438 --> 01:33:39,016
Sir.
1523
01:33:43,792 --> 01:33:46,575
Even if we could figure out a way
to get big man over there.
1524
01:33:46,576 --> 01:33:49,199
How is this little kid's
supposed to bring him back to life?
1525
01:33:50,112 --> 01:33:50,945
I don't know.
1526
01:33:51,519 --> 01:33:52,925
But we gotta trust him.
1527
01:33:54,945 --> 01:33:56,357
Okay, let's go
over it again.
1528
01:33:56,358 --> 01:33:58,806
- When the dawn arise...
- When the dawn arise the dagger's tip,
1529
01:33:58,845 --> 01:34:00,918
- the three kings...
- ...will reveal the doorway.
1530
01:34:00,953 --> 01:34:02,692
That's what he said.
You know what that means?
1531
01:34:02,883 --> 01:34:04,598
- No, what does it mean?
- I have no idea.
1532
01:34:04,599 --> 01:34:06,467
Oh my God, oh my God.
Checkpoint, checkpoint.
1533
01:34:06,502 --> 01:34:07,542
I don't have
my passport.
1534
01:34:09,838 --> 01:34:14,324
Passport.
Idiota (Idiot)!
1535
01:34:18,730 --> 01:34:19,972
They have cams at top.
1536
01:34:22,150 --> 01:34:23,878
He's the one
that they want.
1537
01:34:24,645 --> 01:34:26,700
Alright, chill.
Let's be nice to them.
1538
01:34:27,313 --> 01:34:28,979
I can handle it.
These are my people.
1539
01:34:29,140 --> 01:34:31,037
- Yeah.
- I'm 136.
1540
01:34:33,528 --> 01:34:35,153
Oh great, a frickin' munchkin.
1541
01:34:35,188 --> 01:34:37,567
Oh, little people are mean.
Tell him he's tall.
1542
01:34:42,788 --> 01:34:46,602
- What do you want?
- I want to go to...
1543
01:34:46,678 --> 01:34:49,492
The Dagger's Tip, right?
1544
01:34:49,493 --> 01:34:52,130
Egypt, Jordan.
We wanna go there.
1545
01:34:52,131 --> 01:34:54,137
Me and my family.
This is my family.
1546
01:34:54,138 --> 01:34:56,180
- This is my son, my other son.
- Hi there.
1547
01:34:56,215 --> 01:34:56,946
My daughter.
1548
01:34:57,067 --> 01:34:59,215
We're tourists
from New York.
1549
01:34:59,336 --> 01:35:00,940
- New York?
- Yes. Yes.
1550
01:35:01,299 --> 01:35:02,404
50 kilometres.
1551
01:35:02,439 --> 01:35:03,834
We're going to get one
of your falafels, thank you!
1552
01:35:03,869 --> 01:35:04,821
Yeah,
thank you very much.
1553
01:35:04,861 --> 01:35:06,822
- New York.
- I know, I know you from somewhere.
1554
01:35:07,336 --> 01:35:08,896
No, we do not work
for the CIA.
1555
01:35:13,346 --> 01:35:16,852
<i>Decepticons,
voice location.</i>
1556
01:35:17,046 --> 01:35:18,036
<i>Detected.</i>
1557
01:35:26,847 --> 01:35:29,827
Undercover, yo, you gotta blend in
with your surrounding.
1558
01:35:29,857 --> 01:35:32,093
You know, you gotta be
part of the landscape.
1559
01:35:40,366 --> 01:35:41,079
Awesome.
1560
01:35:42,146 --> 01:35:43,358
I think
aliens built that.
1561
01:35:43,976 --> 01:35:45,210
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1562
01:35:45,416 --> 01:35:46,891
Go, move it!
Move it.
1563
01:35:47,616 --> 01:35:48,375
- What?
- Hey, guard us.
1564
01:35:48,605 --> 01:35:49,938
Low-profile,
don't make a scene, okay?
1565
01:35:49,973 --> 01:35:51,373
Yeah, some of us
got work to do!
1566
01:35:51,703 --> 01:35:52,973
Dumb Autobots.
1567
01:36:14,336 --> 01:36:16,377
Being my girlfriend
is hazardous to your health.
1568
01:36:18,121 --> 01:36:22,504
Yeah, well,
girls like dangerous boys.
1569
01:36:22,980 --> 01:36:24,326
- Really?
- Yeah.
1570
01:36:27,186 --> 01:36:28,813
Why don't you say it?
1571
01:36:29,556 --> 01:36:30,637
Ladies first.
1572
01:36:32,342 --> 01:36:34,649
Okay, so tonight,
you're gonna be a gentleman.
1573
01:36:35,166 --> 01:36:36,526
You're really chivalrous.
1574
01:36:36,896 --> 01:36:37,851
Why are you mad at me?
1575
01:36:38,436 --> 01:36:40,469
You know what?
Baby, I'm not...
1576
01:36:40,870 --> 01:36:42,354
I'm not mad.
1577
01:36:43,006 --> 01:36:47,413
You realise that I just flew 3,000 miles
to keep you from getting killed.
1578
01:36:47,572 --> 01:36:48,388
I know.
1579
01:36:52,016 --> 01:36:53,874
Who else could be
your girlfriend too?
1580
01:36:54,816 --> 01:36:56,864
Look at the things
that go through with me.
1581
01:36:58,120 --> 01:37:00,532
And now we're underneath
the moon and the stars
1582
01:37:00,567 --> 01:37:02,859
and the three most beautiful
pyramids on the planet
1583
01:37:02,900 --> 01:37:04,952
and you still can't even tell me
that you love me.
1584
01:37:08,626 --> 01:37:09,597
- What?
- Wait.
1585
01:37:09,632 --> 01:37:12,236
- Why do boys always change the subject?
- The moon and the stars...
1586
01:37:12,271 --> 01:37:14,031
- Sam...
- Come with me really quick.
1587
01:37:21,876 --> 01:37:23,945
Simmons, Leo,
wake up!
1588
01:37:27,254 --> 01:37:29,496
Listen, Astronomy class, page 47,
you remember the class?
1589
01:37:29,531 --> 01:37:32,122
No, no, I was only in college
for two days, you remember that?
1590
01:37:32,157 --> 01:37:34,130
- Yeah, well, get up. Up, up.
- What are you talking about?
1591
01:37:39,796 --> 01:37:40,862
Can you see
those three stars?
1592
01:37:40,897 --> 01:37:42,606
You see how the last one
touches the horizon?
1593
01:37:42,929 --> 01:37:43,976
That's Orion's belt.
1594
01:37:44,296 --> 01:37:46,574
It's also called the Three Kings
and the reason for that is
1595
01:37:46,609 --> 01:37:49,336
the three Egyptian kings who built
the pyramids in Giza built them
1596
01:37:49,371 --> 01:37:50,511
to mear those stars.
1597
01:37:50,546 --> 01:37:52,335
So it's like an aerial staring
straight in the face.
1598
01:37:52,367 --> 01:37:54,151
They all point due east
towards Jordan.
1599
01:37:54,483 --> 01:37:55,781
The mountains of Petra.
1600
01:38:08,956 --> 01:38:12,956
<i>We got a seatbelt malfunction.
We gotta have to divert...</i>
1601
01:38:12,957 --> 01:38:14,581
<i>Flight in lower,
prepare for bail-out.</i>
1602
01:38:14,726 --> 01:38:16,938
Bail-out, bail-out,
bail-out, bail-out?
1603
01:38:16,973 --> 01:38:19,118
Alright, team,
grab your shoots.
1604
01:38:19,153 --> 01:38:19,917
Bail-out?
1605
01:38:22,466 --> 01:38:24,102
Familiar with the standard
MC-4?
1606
01:38:24,336 --> 01:38:27,144
Of course not. I've never jumped out
of a publicly good airplane before.
1607
01:38:27,376 --> 01:38:28,746
Wait a minute,
is this really happening?
1608
01:38:28,747 --> 01:38:29,161
Yeah.
1609
01:38:31,785 --> 01:38:33,246
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
1610
01:38:33,725 --> 01:38:35,127
You're behind this,
aren't you?
1611
01:38:35,330 --> 01:38:36,295
What are you talking about?
1612
01:38:36,330 --> 01:38:38,421
You heard the pilot.
These guys don't mess around.
1613
01:38:39,613 --> 01:38:42,616
This is standard procedure.
I'm just following orders to the letter.
1614
01:38:42,651 --> 01:38:43,857
Do you know
what you said?
1615
01:38:44,896 --> 01:38:47,282
You, just find the captain
and your career--
1616
01:38:52,852 --> 01:38:54,038
Wait, what was that?
What's that?
1617
01:38:54,220 --> 01:38:55,266
That's not good.
1618
01:38:55,780 --> 01:38:58,050
Come on.
Right this way, right this way!
1619
01:38:58,090 --> 01:38:58,812
I can't jump
out of an airplane.
1620
01:39:04,199 --> 01:39:06,467
Come here.
Come here.
1621
01:39:07,669 --> 01:39:10,464
Because I have to secure
the VIPs first.
1622
01:39:10,465 --> 01:39:12,807
Okay, I want you
to listen very carefully.
1623
01:39:12,808 --> 01:39:14,632
Remember as everything
that I say.
1624
01:39:14,873 --> 01:39:18,114
East to the GPS trackers, so
you can be found by search and rescue.
1625
01:39:22,325 --> 01:39:23,710
- Look, are you listening?
- I can't.
1626
01:39:25,001 --> 01:39:26,652
- Alright, alright.
- Alright.
1627
01:39:26,736 --> 01:39:28,581
When the plane that shoot
inflates into the air,
1628
01:39:28,582 --> 01:39:30,681
pull the pin
and open some air,
1629
01:39:30,740 --> 01:39:32,943
break your rack up,
lose your primary.
1630
01:39:33,136 --> 01:39:34,445
I want you
to pull the blue.
1631
01:39:34,566 --> 01:39:36,306
I need you to pull it
really hard.
1632
01:39:37,099 --> 01:39:39,669
Not right now.
We're on the plane, you dumbass!
1633
01:39:42,980 --> 01:39:44,034
Did he say goodbye?
1634
01:39:44,094 --> 01:39:45,801
No, he didn't even
say goodbye.
1635
01:39:46,324 --> 01:39:47,970
<i>General,
we're loaded and ready.</i>
1636
01:39:48,188 --> 01:39:51,041
<i>You give us the go, and we'll be ready
to press in five minutes.</i>
1637
01:39:51,258 --> 01:39:52,323
- Excellent.
- Sir,
1638
01:39:52,326 --> 01:39:54,092
you need to see this.
Now.
1639
01:39:56,685 --> 01:39:58,343
Have we checked
these coordinates?
1640
01:39:58,378 --> 01:39:59,785
Egypt, sir.
They're air-dropping in.
1641
01:39:59,805 --> 01:40:01,109
You gotta be kidding me.
1642
01:40:01,663 --> 01:40:02,888
He knows something.
1643
01:40:03,006 --> 01:40:05,866
We need to be ready to back him up,
if this thing goes hot.
1644
01:40:06,733 --> 01:40:07,481
Copy that.
1645
01:40:08,006 --> 01:40:10,162
CIA just got a hit
on the boy.
1646
01:40:11,212 --> 01:40:13,277
Hundred miles from the location
on that little map there.
1647
01:40:13,278 --> 01:40:14,081
It's getting hotter.
1648
01:40:18,756 --> 01:40:21,180
It's gotta be...
around here somewhere.
1649
01:41:01,775 --> 01:41:03,026
It's here somewhere,
guys.
1650
01:41:03,066 --> 01:41:04,021
Oh yeah, why?
1651
01:41:04,318 --> 01:41:06,068
'Cause we're trusting
Grandpa Blackbird
1652
01:41:06,103 --> 01:41:07,452
who doesn't even know
what planet he's on.
1653
01:41:07,522 --> 01:41:09,986
On his defense,
this is the biggest doorway
1654
01:41:10,021 --> 01:41:11,702
I've ever seen
in my entire life.
1655
01:41:12,406 --> 01:41:15,117
Okay. Well, that's great.
Let me do a quick search, alright?
1656
01:41:15,806 --> 01:41:16,480
Nope.
1657
01:41:16,629 --> 01:41:19,230
Ever questioned mind, guys, that
archaeologists have been here before.
1658
01:41:19,265 --> 01:41:20,171
There's nothing here.
1659
01:41:20,222 --> 01:41:22,548
You realise it's heart-break,
despair, kid.
1660
01:41:22,769 --> 01:41:24,919
Sometimes, you get
to the end of the rainbow
1661
01:41:24,959 --> 01:41:27,119
and the leprechauns went
and booby-trapped it.
1662
01:41:27,150 --> 01:41:28,822
I'm listening to you;
you live with your mother.
1663
01:41:30,556 --> 01:41:32,926
- It's not over.
- It is over. It's done.
1664
01:41:32,961 --> 01:41:34,569
Why are we still listening
to your little punk-ass?
1665
01:41:34,604 --> 01:41:36,700
I mean, what kind of dumbfucks
accept ding my rim?
1666
01:41:36,735 --> 01:41:38,736
Kill Megatron.
How about that?
1667
01:41:38,771 --> 01:41:40,378
Well, he doesn't get the job done,
you know, I mean,
1668
01:41:40,408 --> 01:41:42,298
- 'cause he's zapped, man.
- You scared?
1669
01:41:42,319 --> 01:41:44,180
Well, scared?
Scared of your ugly face.
1670
01:41:44,476 --> 01:41:47,057
I'm ugly?
Well, we twins, you stupid genius.
1671
01:41:54,046 --> 01:41:55,883
Guys!
Oh, hey!
1672
01:41:56,486 --> 01:41:57,623
You like
the way that feels?
1673
01:41:57,658 --> 01:41:59,262
- That ain't hurt.
- You got that, don't you?
1674
01:41:59,297 --> 01:42:00,085
I'm getting up--
1675
01:42:09,084 --> 01:42:10,258
Now that's rude.
1676
01:42:21,599 --> 01:42:23,904
Oh, my God!
The symbols.
1677
01:42:25,016 --> 01:42:26,640
Bee!
Shoot it.
1678
01:42:57,162 --> 01:42:57,673
Wow!
1679
01:42:57,708 --> 01:42:59,433
This is the part
which they found silicon.
1680
01:43:00,710 --> 01:43:02,283
The Tomb of the Primes.
1681
01:43:20,770 --> 01:43:21,743
The Matrix.
1682
01:43:45,854 --> 01:43:48,162
Thousands of years
turned to dust.
1683
01:43:48,834 --> 01:43:50,486
This isn't how
it's supposed to end.
1684
01:43:51,155 --> 01:43:52,069
Hear that?
1685
01:43:56,536 --> 01:43:59,281
US Air Force. C-17s.
1686
01:44:00,570 --> 01:44:03,092
You can't bring it back, Sam,
there's nothing left.
1687
01:44:03,346 --> 01:44:05,313
Look, look around you.
1688
01:44:05,571 --> 01:44:08,235
We didn't just go through everything
we went through for no reason at all.
1689
01:44:08,270 --> 01:44:09,670
They just haven't
end like this.
1690
01:44:09,686 --> 01:44:11,529
There is a reason
that we're here.
1691
01:44:11,564 --> 01:44:13,950
The voices and the symbols
in my head led us here...
1692
01:44:13,951 --> 01:44:15,172
for a purpose.
1693
01:44:21,074 --> 01:44:23,144
Everyone's after me
because of what I know.
1694
01:44:25,464 --> 01:44:28,536
And what I know,
is that this is going to work.
1695
01:44:29,186 --> 01:44:30,843
How do you know
it's going to work?
1696
01:44:30,878 --> 01:44:32,371
Because I believe it.
1697
01:44:42,859 --> 01:44:44,890
Best put me out
of this plane.
1698
01:44:55,499 --> 01:44:58,268
He's dropping the big one.
Sam!
1699
01:45:05,806 --> 01:45:07,927
You think you can bring him
back to life with that pixie dust?
1700
01:45:07,962 --> 01:45:09,704
Absolutely.
Let's go!
1701
01:45:19,492 --> 01:45:20,175
Go!
1702
01:45:21,843 --> 01:45:22,475
Move it!
1703
01:45:23,155 --> 01:45:24,477
Remember your friendly!
1704
01:45:34,903 --> 01:45:36,060
Cover Optimus!
1705
01:45:39,333 --> 01:45:41,376
Secure the village.
Get those cases down here.
1706
01:45:41,377 --> 01:45:43,456
Get snipers and Stingers
up high.
1707
01:45:43,969 --> 01:45:46,228
So he just dropped off
ten tonnes of dead robot
1708
01:45:46,248 --> 01:45:47,302
in the middle of nowhere.
1709
01:45:47,876 --> 01:45:49,671
Hope this little kid
know what he's doing.
1710
01:45:49,706 --> 01:45:50,669
Yeah, me too.
1711
01:45:56,626 --> 01:46:00,015
Got a visual!
Yellow tee, four klicks.
1712
01:46:03,151 --> 01:46:04,293
Hot-flare!
1713
01:46:06,857 --> 01:46:08,664
That's them right there.
You see the flare?
1714
01:46:08,713 --> 01:46:09,727
Right over there!
See it?
1715
01:46:20,567 --> 01:46:21,383
Sam!
1716
01:46:33,897 --> 01:46:35,393
Oh God, please God,
1717
01:46:35,422 --> 01:46:36,572
- please!
- Leo, stop freaking out.
1718
01:46:36,607 --> 01:46:38,897
- Just stop freaking out!
- Just drop this guy off, huh?
1719
01:46:38,932 --> 01:46:40,550
- Please let me live, just let me live.
- Stop freaking out!
1720
01:46:40,870 --> 01:46:42,412
Just stop screaming
right now. That's it.
1721
01:46:45,036 --> 01:46:46,961
Can't take that guy
anymore.
1722
01:47:09,443 --> 01:47:10,076
We gotta split up.
1723
01:47:10,116 --> 01:47:13,008
Bumblebee, you are the decoy.
You lead the Decepticons away, alright?
1724
01:47:13,331 --> 01:47:14,364
I'm gonna get Optimus.
1725
01:47:14,365 --> 01:47:16,387
I'll help throw their fire away.
1726
01:47:16,766 --> 01:47:18,275
You get to those soldiers.
1727
01:47:20,012 --> 01:47:21,482
I hope
that dust works, kid.
1728
01:47:21,911 --> 01:47:22,850
Thank you.
1729
01:47:26,857 --> 01:47:27,823
It's turning around.
1730
01:47:28,806 --> 01:47:30,146
It's coming back,
it's coming back.
1731
01:47:31,106 --> 01:47:32,146
It's up to me.
1732
01:47:32,316 --> 01:47:35,246
One man, alone, betrayed
by the country he loves,
1733
01:47:35,281 --> 01:47:37,741
now its last hope
in the final hour of need.
1734
01:47:37,742 --> 01:47:40,297
The pants are to be driven
like never before.
1735
01:47:40,298 --> 01:47:41,417
Under my skin.
1736
01:47:41,595 --> 01:47:43,426
Hey, hey, hey!
Don't go nowhere.
1737
01:47:43,461 --> 01:47:45,510
- Drive!
- You will never make it, kid.
1738
01:47:45,545 --> 01:47:47,186
Bravery will only get you
so far.
1739
01:47:47,221 --> 01:47:49,823
You tased me, okay?
You owe me.
1740
01:47:49,858 --> 01:47:50,871
- I'm go.
- Okay, okay.
1741
01:47:51,067 --> 01:47:52,388
That was a test.
You passed, alright?
1742
01:48:00,076 --> 01:48:02,286
Thing's got alien tattoos
all over.
1743
01:48:02,684 --> 01:48:03,917
That ain't Air Force.
1744
01:48:07,645 --> 01:48:09,025
What the hell was that?
1745
01:48:09,060 --> 01:48:10,798
- Eddy-1, copy.
- Anyone there?
1746
01:48:10,833 --> 01:48:11,502
Who's up?
1747
01:48:11,543 --> 01:48:12,964
- Copy.
- Radio's down.
1748
01:48:12,999 --> 01:48:14,432
It's dead.
Counter that.
1749
01:48:14,462 --> 01:48:15,505
EMP-burst.
1750
01:48:16,221 --> 01:48:19,124
Let's see how this day is going
in this godforsaken desert.
1751
01:48:21,111 --> 01:48:21,900
Yes, sir.
1752
01:48:21,940 --> 01:48:24,116
<i>Major Lennox told me
to pull the cord.</i>
1753
01:48:24,116 --> 01:48:24,683
I know, sir.
1754
01:48:24,836 --> 01:48:27,376
W-Which, what country
am I in right now?
1755
01:48:27,377 --> 01:48:28,730
United States.
1756
01:48:29,221 --> 01:48:32,905
No, no, not the United States.
I'm from the United States,
1757
01:48:32,945 --> 01:48:35,052
<i>I'm in the middle of nowhere,
surrounded by goats.</i>
1758
01:48:35,826 --> 01:48:38,482
Well, that was
our good friend, Galloway.
1759
01:48:38,483 --> 01:48:40,351
He's less than pleased.
1760
01:48:40,683 --> 01:48:43,317
How is it that
we can't reach our men,
1761
01:48:43,357 --> 01:48:49,091
but he can reach me
from some random Egyptian desert?
1762
01:48:52,865 --> 01:48:53,486
Nothing.
1763
01:48:54,342 --> 01:48:57,396
Mike, put an SOS, let the eye in the sky
know we need some help.
1764
01:48:57,431 --> 01:48:58,094
Yes, sir.
1765
01:49:00,012 --> 01:49:02,441
Pop some more flares
so that the kid can find us.
1766
01:49:09,535 --> 01:49:11,698
There he is.
We got a couple of miles.
1767
01:49:12,117 --> 01:49:16,632
Lennox's team has the latest
in quantum crypto gear.
1768
01:49:16,673 --> 01:49:22,597
Can somebody tell me why we can't
establish simple radio contact?
1769
01:49:22,598 --> 01:49:24,967
We're hailing them on every frequency
and mode in the book, sir.
1770
01:49:25,318 --> 01:49:26,709
Our satellites in the area
have gone blind.
1771
01:49:26,744 --> 01:49:27,726
We're working it, sir.
1772
01:49:27,866 --> 01:49:28,890
Dammit.
1773
01:49:29,066 --> 01:49:31,615
Something's not right,
it doesn't add up.
1774
01:49:31,650 --> 01:49:34,947
Contact the Jordanians, see what
their assets they've got in the area.
1775
01:49:34,948 --> 01:49:37,333
And get Egypt's
General Salaam,
1776
01:49:37,373 --> 01:49:41,468
ask him to clear some US
V over-flights in Egyptian airspace.
1777
01:49:41,503 --> 01:49:44,494
We need an assist
in confirming visuals now.
1778
01:49:44,733 --> 01:49:46,152
Scramble predators now.
1779
01:49:46,494 --> 01:49:47,941
B-1, rotate.
1780
01:49:59,843 --> 01:50:01,008
East on the mile
that way.
1781
01:50:07,400 --> 01:50:07,988
Come here.
1782
01:50:11,569 --> 01:50:12,371
This way.
1783
01:50:17,927 --> 01:50:21,360
- One man... alone...
- Stop saying that.
1784
01:50:21,395 --> 01:50:23,306
- betrayed by the country he loves.
- Oh my goodness,
1785
01:50:23,335 --> 01:50:25,222
I'm in the car, okay?
You're not alone.
1786
01:50:25,664 --> 01:50:27,452
Just relax,
you're looking nice well.
1787
01:50:36,623 --> 01:50:38,246
I-I don't think
he's still following us.
1788
01:50:39,712 --> 01:50:40,882
That's what you think.
1789
01:50:58,373 --> 01:51:02,020
Master, sorry to be
the bearer of bad news,
1790
01:51:02,055 --> 01:51:05,034
but the soldiers brought
the body of Prime.
1791
01:51:05,325 --> 01:51:07,601
The boy must have
the Matrix.
1792
01:51:07,982 --> 01:51:10,582
We cannot let him
reach Optimus.
1793
01:51:11,106 --> 01:51:12,935
Decepticons!
1794
01:51:13,097 --> 01:51:14,876
Begin our assault!
1795
01:51:15,760 --> 01:51:17,115
We got incoming!
1796
01:51:33,373 --> 01:51:35,533
We got a whole load of
flight coming our way!
1797
01:51:36,285 --> 01:51:38,162
- How many?
- We got 13 to count.
1798
01:51:38,618 --> 01:51:41,222
This ain't good.
This ain't good.
1799
01:51:49,324 --> 01:51:51,516
We 'bout to get
our asses whooped.
1800
01:51:54,345 --> 01:51:57,039
Alright, those Decepticons
are searching for Sam.
1801
01:51:58,734 --> 01:52:01,574
Whatever he has, he thinks
it'll bring Optimus back to life.
1802
01:52:01,609 --> 01:52:04,724
So our mission is to find him
and get him to Optimus.
1803
01:52:04,786 --> 01:52:06,620
Alright, we're gonna draw
fire from the left flag.
1804
01:52:06,682 --> 01:52:07,667
I need a scout team.
1805
01:52:08,536 --> 01:52:10,573
We'll walk through the middle
with Arcee and Ironhide.
1806
01:52:11,155 --> 01:52:12,679
Alright, when you see
the precious cargo,
1807
01:52:12,729 --> 01:52:15,652
I want you to pop green smoke
and come back to those pillars.
1808
01:52:15,693 --> 01:52:16,911
We'll have
the ambush set.
1809
01:52:17,248 --> 01:52:18,646
Alright, let's go,
move out!
1810
01:52:18,647 --> 01:52:19,282
- Move out!
- Move out!
1811
01:52:28,023 --> 01:52:30,192
Did you see that film
Gunfire Aero-Kay Karao?
1812
01:52:32,228 --> 01:52:35,337
- Casting Kirk Douglas.
- No, why?
1813
01:52:38,412 --> 01:52:39,816
Looks like we're right
in the middle of it.
1814
01:52:40,255 --> 01:52:41,072
Is that good?
1815
01:52:43,529 --> 01:52:44,892
Lot of people died.
1816
01:53:01,371 --> 01:53:04,027
- Oh, oh, oh...
- Hide!
1817
01:53:06,316 --> 01:53:07,453
Oh my God!
1818
01:53:29,570 --> 01:53:30,680
Sam, Sam.
1819
01:53:34,581 --> 01:53:35,537
Get down, get down.
1820
01:53:40,198 --> 01:53:41,488
Once, it's clear,
we'll run for Optimus
1821
01:53:41,523 --> 01:53:42,891
as fast we can, okay?
1822
01:53:44,722 --> 01:53:45,913
And what if
it doesn't work?
1823
01:53:47,058 --> 01:53:47,972
This will work.
1824
01:53:48,584 --> 01:53:50,409
- Yeah, but what if it doesn't?
- It's gonna work.
1825
01:53:51,032 --> 01:53:51,935
It'll work.
1826
01:55:39,487 --> 01:55:40,550
Radio shell.
1827
01:55:59,888 --> 01:56:01,062
We got a half a mile.
1828
01:56:01,226 --> 01:56:02,707
I don't think
the soldiers know we're here.
1829
01:56:05,495 --> 01:56:06,163
Fall back!
1830
01:56:06,768 --> 01:56:08,323
Ironhide, up for middle.
1831
01:56:08,661 --> 01:56:09,812
Ironhide, move it.
1832
01:56:10,663 --> 01:56:12,610
Go!
Go, go!
1833
01:56:23,920 --> 01:56:25,390
There's no way to go.
We're gonna die!
1834
01:56:25,391 --> 01:56:27,768
Listen, we're going out.
We're going out like men, understand?
1835
01:56:57,384 --> 01:56:59,487
- Oh.
- Look at this motherf--
1836
01:57:00,076 --> 01:57:02,067
Mean robots suck!
1837
01:57:14,648 --> 01:57:15,415
Get back!
1838
01:57:20,437 --> 01:57:21,844
Grab it!
Don't let go.
1839
01:57:22,019 --> 01:57:23,463
Hang in, man,
I got this.
1840
01:57:28,432 --> 01:57:29,607
I don't wanna die.
1841
01:57:31,849 --> 01:57:33,788
Careful grip, boy.
Careful grip.
1842
01:57:39,443 --> 01:57:41,962
He did.
He got so waste.
1843
01:57:42,305 --> 01:57:43,509
Who's your daddy
now, huh?
1844
01:57:43,544 --> 01:57:44,677
He got all these...
1845
01:57:45,139 --> 01:57:46,963
Well, the safe place
is right under it.
1846
01:57:47,250 --> 01:57:49,561
Run it.
Run for his feet!
1847
01:57:58,032 --> 01:58:01,416
You're never eating me.
I'm gonna bust your face up.
1848
01:58:10,017 --> 01:58:12,384
Nobody's tested me.
In your face!
1849
01:58:13,571 --> 01:58:14,715
Take five, Mudflap.
1850
01:58:16,026 --> 01:58:16,962
Oh my God!
1851
01:58:20,305 --> 01:58:22,150
Yeehaw!
1852
01:58:23,867 --> 01:58:25,712
Nobody messes
with the twins.
1853
01:58:28,728 --> 01:58:29,736
I got you.
1854
01:58:33,318 --> 01:58:35,643
Ow, man,
you shot me in the face!
1855
01:58:36,086 --> 01:58:38,340
- Stay under it!
- Yeah, stay under it.
1856
01:58:59,706 --> 01:59:00,193
Judy!
1857
01:59:05,923 --> 01:59:07,523
- Sam!
- What?
1858
01:59:07,558 --> 01:59:08,332
Sam!
1859
01:59:09,090 --> 01:59:10,659
Sam! Sam!
1860
01:59:15,345 --> 01:59:16,367
Sam!
1861
01:59:16,876 --> 01:59:17,772
- Sam.
- Dad!
1862
01:59:25,810 --> 01:59:27,326
Wait! Wait!
1863
01:59:28,646 --> 01:59:29,394
Please listen--
1864
01:59:30,579 --> 01:59:32,197
I want you to run!
Run!
1865
01:59:32,237 --> 01:59:33,201
- Dad, just stop!
- Get out of here.
1866
01:59:33,236 --> 01:59:34,527
- They don't want you, they want me.
- Just run!
1867
01:59:34,771 --> 01:59:36,188
Oh God, wait!
1868
01:59:36,273 --> 01:59:39,031
- Samuel Witwicky.
- Wait.
1869
01:59:40,996 --> 01:59:42,306
This is what you want.
You don't want 'em.
1870
01:59:42,758 --> 01:59:44,760
- Go! Go!
- Please, stop! Stop!
1871
01:59:44,761 --> 01:59:46,709
- Why don't you--
- Just get out of here!
1872
01:59:47,834 --> 01:59:48,729
Just don't move.
1873
01:59:49,287 --> 01:59:49,935
I know you.
1874
01:59:50,156 --> 01:59:51,852
Just go!
Just go!
1875
01:59:51,887 --> 01:59:53,307
And I know what,
you need me.
1876
01:59:54,251 --> 01:59:55,357
Because I know about
the Matrix.
1877
01:59:56,198 --> 01:59:57,801
- Don't do it. Sam, listen to me.
- Please, Dad.
1878
01:59:57,840 --> 01:59:58,795
They're gonna
kill us all anyway.
1879
01:59:58,830 --> 02:00:00,279
Hey, hey.
Look.
1880
02:00:00,280 --> 02:00:01,630
This is what you want.
I'm here.
1881
02:00:02,345 --> 02:00:03,568
Bumblebee!
1882
02:00:07,665 --> 02:00:08,413
Help!
1883
02:00:16,422 --> 02:00:18,342
Kill him, Bee.
Kill him.
1884
02:00:57,563 --> 02:00:58,777
Come on,
get in.
1885
02:01:12,936 --> 02:01:14,862
- Bee?
- Yeah.
1886
02:01:18,071 --> 02:01:21,256
Hey! I don't know what's going on,
but we gotta move.
1887
02:01:24,880 --> 02:01:26,606
- Run!
- There's gotta be a way out of here.
1888
02:01:31,972 --> 02:01:33,888
Buckle up, buckle up!
Get in here.
1889
02:01:36,134 --> 02:01:38,281
Bee! Bumblebee!
1890
02:01:38,994 --> 02:01:40,849
You get them
somewhere safe, alright?
1891
02:01:43,301 --> 02:01:44,633
You gotta get in the car.
You can be safe.
1892
02:01:44,673 --> 02:01:46,492
No, listen to my discussion.
1893
02:01:46,527 --> 02:01:47,915
- You're my son, alright?
- I know!
1894
02:01:47,916 --> 02:01:49,836
You're my son!
We'll all go together.
1895
02:01:49,876 --> 02:01:51,310
- Listen.
- We're all going together.
1896
02:01:51,345 --> 02:01:53,429
Dad, stop, okay?
Get in the car.
1897
02:01:53,464 --> 02:01:55,494
He's gonna get you to safety.
You don't, you run.
1898
02:01:55,529 --> 02:01:57,740
You don't stop, you don't hide, you run.
You hear what I'm saying?
1899
02:01:57,983 --> 02:01:59,608
Okay?
I'll find you when you're safe.
1900
02:01:59,643 --> 02:02:01,102
- No.
- You gotta let me go, Dad.
1901
02:02:01,137 --> 02:02:02,495
You'll have
to let me go.
1902
02:02:03,126 --> 02:02:04,624
- You have to.
- Ron.
1903
02:02:07,130 --> 02:02:09,720
Ron, Ron!
Let him go.
1904
02:02:11,610 --> 02:02:12,749
Just come back!
1905
02:02:13,463 --> 02:02:14,771
- Come on!
- Come on!
1906
02:02:14,772 --> 02:02:15,948
Mikaela, Mikaela!
1907
02:02:15,949 --> 02:02:17,715
- Go with my parents.
- I'm not gonna go with them.
1908
02:02:35,760 --> 02:02:38,495
- We got Jordanians!
- We got help!
1909
02:03:02,577 --> 02:03:03,531
You okay, soldier?
1910
02:03:04,207 --> 02:03:05,585
We're gonna help you,
soldier.
1911
02:03:05,866 --> 02:03:07,670
Let's get being moon
and clear the birds!
1912
02:03:07,705 --> 02:03:09,217
Stay still, stay still.
Don't move.
1913
02:03:09,818 --> 02:03:10,829
You alright, young man?
1914
02:03:11,056 --> 02:03:12,182
- You have a radio?
- Yes.
1915
02:03:13,525 --> 02:03:15,684
Hey kid,
it's been nice knowing you.
1916
02:03:15,866 --> 02:03:17,752
Remember what I did
for my country.
1917
02:03:19,187 --> 02:03:20,665
This is my moment.
1918
02:03:21,864 --> 02:03:23,098
You're crazy!
1919
02:03:25,070 --> 02:03:26,913
ETA to station,
two minutes.
1920
02:03:26,948 --> 02:03:28,805
- Put it on the main screen.
- Sir, yes, sir.
1921
02:03:29,060 --> 02:03:30,091
Predator's air-one.
1922
02:03:40,498 --> 02:03:41,994
Oh shit, it's a trick.
1923
02:03:42,045 --> 02:03:44,490
Commence Operation Firestorm.
Send everyone.
1924
02:03:44,525 --> 02:03:47,347
- Get those boys out of the ground.
- This is 101 in strike packages.
1925
02:03:47,415 --> 02:03:49,025
Fast course river.
Execute lightly.
1926
02:04:09,313 --> 02:04:11,419
- Spotted Sam.
- Hurry, don't slow up!
1927
02:04:12,455 --> 02:04:13,699
Ironhide!
1928
02:04:14,465 --> 02:04:16,658
Follow us to the pillars.
We'll take you to Optimus.
1929
02:04:16,793 --> 02:04:17,276
Look out!
1930
02:04:20,491 --> 02:04:22,571
Sam, get to the pillars!
1931
02:04:23,843 --> 02:04:24,566
Let's go.
1932
02:04:28,510 --> 02:04:31,941
Oh God, this is it. The pyramids built
right over the machine.
1933
02:04:31,976 --> 02:04:33,443
They turn
that machine on...
1934
02:04:35,138 --> 02:04:36,183
no more Sun.
1935
02:04:38,810 --> 02:04:40,202
Not on my watch.
1936
02:04:40,329 --> 02:04:43,365
Not on my watch.
1937
02:04:54,153 --> 02:04:57,076
- USS Stennis, identify.
- <i>Hey, where the hell are you?</i>
1938
02:04:57,265 --> 02:04:58,097
<i>What, you're on
a weather channel?</i>
1939
02:04:58,137 --> 02:05:00,195
<i>Sports center,
high-dreaming TV or something?</i>
1940
02:05:00,225 --> 02:05:01,902
We get a pretty hundred
satellites up there.
1941
02:05:01,992 --> 02:05:04,381
Where the hell
are all our men?
1942
02:05:04,590 --> 02:05:06,157
Identify yourself.
1943
02:05:06,416 --> 02:05:07,751
What is your name, sailor?
1944
02:05:08,195 --> 02:05:13,351
Wilder, Captain of the
USS John C. Stennis Aircraft Carrier.
1945
02:05:14,475 --> 02:05:16,040
Okay, Captain Wilder,
1946
02:05:16,029 --> 02:05:18,525
<i>this is Agent Seymour Simmons,
head of the Sector Seven.</i>
1947
02:05:18,636 --> 02:05:21,005
<i>There is a mother of
all non-biologicals</i>
1948
02:05:21,040 --> 02:05:22,830
<i>getting ready
to blow up our Sun.</i>
1949
02:05:23,122 --> 02:05:24,717
You want to have fooled down
about my lack of clearance,
1950
02:05:24,752 --> 02:05:26,993
or you want to help
save a gazillion lives?
1951
02:05:27,626 --> 02:05:30,006
Alright, Agent Simmons.
I'm listening.
1952
02:05:37,204 --> 02:05:38,539
Five klicks.
1953
02:05:38,837 --> 02:05:39,991
<i>West of the gulf.</i>
1954
02:05:39,992 --> 02:05:42,922
<i>We got ourselves a dalion
remodelling a pyramid.</i>
1955
02:05:43,404 --> 02:05:46,404
I want hopes of prototype weapon
pull a rail gun.
1956
02:05:47,765 --> 02:05:49,052
That's classified.
1957
02:05:49,293 --> 02:05:53,154
Don't talk to me
about classified, alright?
1958
02:05:53,189 --> 02:05:54,922
Now if you've got
a battleship in the gulf
1959
02:05:55,835 --> 02:05:58,716
you tell him to ready
that weapon!
1960
02:05:59,726 --> 02:06:02,144
Contact Destroyer,
USS Kit.
1961
02:06:04,481 --> 02:06:06,211
This way!
Move it!
1962
02:06:08,179 --> 02:06:09,945
What you need is there.
1963
02:06:10,417 --> 02:06:12,105
Let's go! Go!
1964
02:06:15,920 --> 02:06:17,440
Give me your talk.
Come on.
1965
02:06:17,475 --> 02:06:18,127
Epps!
1966
02:06:23,009 --> 02:06:24,296
Right now,
we need air support.
1967
02:06:25,490 --> 02:06:26,753
That ship's in contact.
20 miles--
1968
02:06:27,222 --> 02:06:29,389
Grid on contact.
Proceed 88, Alpha Sierra.
1969
02:06:33,363 --> 02:06:36,446
USS Stenin 0-9-0,
you are approved to drop a 2,000--
1970
02:06:44,613 --> 02:06:45,894
- What you got?
- A detonator, sir.
1971
02:06:45,895 --> 02:06:47,926
They're 600 minutes away and
they're heading right for the pillars.
1972
02:06:47,961 --> 02:06:48,630
Alright.
1973
02:06:49,370 --> 02:06:50,767
Precious cargo's coming.
1974
02:06:51,046 --> 02:06:51,851
Move!
1975
02:07:18,390 --> 02:07:19,274
Sam!
1976
02:07:19,569 --> 02:07:20,734
Spotted Sam.
1977
02:07:52,836 --> 02:07:53,328
Come on!
1978
02:07:53,377 --> 02:07:56,184
2-2, covering fire.
Two civilians, twelve o'clock.
1979
02:08:04,461 --> 02:08:05,455
Cover for us.
1980
02:08:12,473 --> 02:08:15,448
Okay, air strike.
We'll rescue the civilians.
1981
02:08:34,959 --> 02:08:36,825
Come on. Get up!
1982
02:08:37,257 --> 02:08:37,741
Come on!
1983
02:08:39,044 --> 02:08:39,736
Get in here.
1984
02:08:40,559 --> 02:08:41,738
Oh look
who showed up.
1985
02:08:41,999 --> 02:08:44,091
You better have a good reason
for us to be here.
1986
02:08:44,122 --> 02:08:45,013
Where's Optimus?
1987
02:08:45,243 --> 02:08:47,079
He's right over there,
across the courtyard.
1988
02:08:48,192 --> 02:08:49,071
I got to get to him
right now.
1989
02:08:49,106 --> 02:08:50,524
No, we got
an air strike coming.
1990
02:08:50,525 --> 02:08:52,000
I have to get to him
right now.
1991
02:08:54,082 --> 02:08:55,546
Come here,
b-back.
1992
02:09:05,581 --> 02:09:07,158
Incoming!
1993
02:09:11,140 --> 02:09:14,082
Behold to the only
Jetfire!
1994
02:09:15,273 --> 02:09:18,930
Now let me show you
how we brought them pain in my day.
1995
02:09:38,888 --> 02:09:40,271
Too old
for this crap.
1996
02:09:40,306 --> 02:09:41,325
Keep going.
1997
02:09:41,326 --> 02:09:42,676
15 minutes of fighting.
1998
02:10:02,802 --> 02:10:06,613
I am directly below
the enemy's scrotum.
1999
02:10:07,366 --> 02:10:09,571
<i>25.7 metres
above sea level,</i>
2000
02:10:09,622 --> 02:10:10,760
<i>29.32 north.</i>
2001
02:10:10,795 --> 02:10:12,977
- Field track, 5-2, 0500 o'clock.
- Target acquired.
2002
02:10:13,049 --> 02:10:14,164
Killing track two.
2003
02:10:14,351 --> 02:10:16,172
<i>Lock. Fire.</i>
2004
02:10:31,152 --> 02:10:33,112
Yeah! Yeah!
2005
02:10:33,147 --> 02:10:35,078
<i>B-1, stand on my target.
30 seconds...</i>
2006
02:10:36,866 --> 02:10:39,044
We're gonna make a break
for the beast on my command, okay?
2007
02:10:39,094 --> 02:10:40,963
You guys stick with me,
you understand?
2008
02:10:40,998 --> 02:10:42,271
You stay on my ass.
2009
02:10:43,856 --> 02:10:45,711
Hope these F-16s
got good aim.
2010
02:10:45,712 --> 02:10:46,611
Yeah, why is that?
2011
02:10:47,033 --> 02:10:48,663
I told them
to hit the orange smoke.
2012
02:10:50,491 --> 02:10:51,660
You mean
that orange smoke?
2013
02:10:52,132 --> 02:10:53,899
It wasn't my best toss,
okay?
2014
02:10:55,601 --> 02:10:57,128
- Run!
- Run!
2015
02:11:05,594 --> 02:11:07,118
Incoming!
2016
02:11:10,244 --> 02:11:10,839
Come on.
2017
02:11:44,868 --> 02:11:45,796
Die!
2018
02:11:52,764 --> 02:11:54,113
Sam!
2019
02:12:10,163 --> 02:12:11,977
Hold your fire!
2020
02:12:14,215 --> 02:12:14,836
Sam!
2021
02:12:16,913 --> 02:12:19,210
Get out!
Get me an EVAC.
2022
02:12:21,242 --> 02:12:23,387
Can't you do something?
2023
02:12:58,441 --> 02:13:00,501
- Sam! Sam...
- Sam!
2024
02:13:07,168 --> 02:13:09,683
Come on, we got to move.
We got to move! Come on!
2025
02:13:14,791 --> 02:13:15,745
Sammy!
2026
02:13:19,587 --> 02:13:23,022
Clear! Take a shot.
Clear! Take a shot.
2027
02:13:23,114 --> 02:13:24,270
One, two, three.
2028
02:13:27,386 --> 02:13:28,009
Do it again.
2029
02:13:33,818 --> 02:13:35,658
Sam!
2030
02:13:37,495 --> 02:13:42,633
Okay, listen to my voice.
I love you and I need you.
2031
02:13:43,466 --> 02:13:48,816
Please, please come back to me.
Sam, please! I love you!
2032
02:14:00,566 --> 02:14:02,388
Am I dead?
2033
02:14:03,178 --> 02:14:07,481
We have been watching you.
A long, long time.
2034
02:14:09,767 --> 02:14:11,819
You have fought
for Optimus,
2035
02:14:11,991 --> 02:14:16,474
our last descendant,
with courage and with sacrifice.
2036
02:14:16,509 --> 02:14:19,130
The virtues of a leader.
2037
02:14:19,586 --> 02:14:22,693
A leader
worthy of our secret.
2038
02:14:23,004 --> 02:14:25,895
The Matrix of Leadership
is not found.
2039
02:14:26,417 --> 02:14:27,832
It is earned.
2040
02:14:28,927 --> 02:14:31,204
Return now to Optimus,
2041
02:14:31,836 --> 02:14:34,075
merge the Matrix
with his Spark.
2042
02:14:34,766 --> 02:14:39,454
It is, and always has been,
your destiny.
2043
02:14:44,251 --> 02:14:45,235
Sam.
2044
02:14:51,576 --> 02:14:52,911
I love you.
2045
02:15:31,725 --> 02:15:34,628
Boy, you returned
for me.
2046
02:15:36,075 --> 02:15:38,086
A living Prime!
2047
02:15:39,612 --> 02:15:42,047
I don't believe it.
2048
02:15:52,213 --> 02:15:54,609
My Matrix.
2049
02:16:00,077 --> 02:16:01,376
Get up, get up,
get up, get up.
2050
02:16:02,592 --> 02:16:03,859
Get up, Prime!
2051
02:16:05,648 --> 02:16:09,144
- Oh, no.
- He's turned on the machine.
2052
02:16:09,947 --> 02:16:11,667
You gotta stop him.
Get up!
2053
02:16:11,989 --> 02:16:13,538
Optimus!
2054
02:16:15,619 --> 02:16:18,090
Fallen, my master.
2055
02:16:18,261 --> 02:16:22,586
My brothers could not
stop me from this.
2056
02:16:23,599 --> 02:16:28,145
- Yes.
- Now I claim your sun.
2057
02:16:31,003 --> 02:16:32,670
Enemy target,
top of pyramid.
2058
02:16:32,671 --> 02:16:34,820
Engage,
engage, engage.
2059
02:16:40,178 --> 02:16:43,094
In moments,
we'll be at siren strength.
2060
02:16:58,878 --> 02:17:03,325
I never did a thing
worth doing until now.
2061
02:17:04,008 --> 02:17:06,781
Optimus,
take my parts.
2062
02:17:06,993 --> 02:17:09,895
And you'll have a power
you've never known.
2063
02:17:10,810 --> 02:17:12,981
Fulfill your destiny.
2064
02:17:19,011 --> 02:17:21,262
Jolt, electrify!
2065
02:17:41,816 --> 02:17:43,464
Let's roll.
2066
02:17:45,925 --> 02:17:47,772
Fire. Take it off
to the pyramid!
2067
02:17:59,813 --> 02:18:03,450
This planet
will be dark forever.
2068
02:18:25,770 --> 02:18:28,010
Die
like your brother.
2069
02:18:28,613 --> 02:18:30,922
They were
your brothers too.
2070
02:18:59,510 --> 02:19:01,791
First gra--
2071
02:19:14,673 --> 02:19:16,729
You picked
the wrong planet!
2072
02:19:19,663 --> 02:19:21,656
Give me your face.
2073
02:19:30,114 --> 02:19:34,238
I rise.
You fall.
2074
02:19:36,334 --> 02:19:39,523
No. No.
2075
02:19:41,008 --> 02:19:45,746
Not to call you a coward, Master,
but sometimes,
2076
02:19:45,747 --> 02:19:49,461
cowards do survive.
2077
02:19:49,992 --> 02:19:51,925
This isn't over.
2078
02:20:19,336 --> 02:20:22,156
You took all of this for you
to tell me that you love me.
2079
02:20:23,873 --> 02:20:25,343
You said it first.
2080
02:21:16,690 --> 02:21:19,101
Thank you, Sam,
for saving my life.
2081
02:21:20,557 --> 02:21:21,109
You're welcome.
2082
02:21:22,585 --> 02:21:24,315
Thank you
for believing in me.
2083
02:21:29,030 --> 02:21:33,666
<i>Our races united by a history
long forgotten.</i>
2084
02:21:33,667 --> 02:21:36,967
<i>And a future
we shall face together.</i>
2085
02:21:37,690 --> 02:21:41,944
<i>I am Optimus Prime,
and I send this message</i>
2086
02:21:41,979 --> 02:21:45,214
<i>so that our past
will always be remembered.</i>
2087
02:21:45,215 --> 02:21:49,121
<i>For in those memories,
we live on.</i>
2088
02:21:51,028 --> 02:21:54,439
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